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[pythoness]

... you see someone walking their chihuahua or Yorkshire and think...hmm...snake food


.. you judge the quality of a garage sale by the potential herp housing units for sale.

... you've said "Are aquariums all right?" to a prospective landlord and own no fish.


.. Monty Python's quest is for mice on ice, grail optional


... you have 27 bowls marked "dog" or "kitty" and no dogs or cats


... you get odd, worried looks from the checkout clerk for only buying one small jar of baby food per week



... you've got in trouble from your SO (significant other) for looking at the free kitten adds with a gleam in your eye



... redecorating the house means finding a way to squeeze in another aquarium.


... your neighbors think you're a prostitute, because they can see a red light in one of your windows every night


... you are standing in the pet store checkout line with your purchase in hand, and the person in line behind you says "Oh, they're so cute! Do they make good pets?" and you reply: "These? Hmmm. Actually, I have no idea...I never thought about that..."



....you know that a boid is not a New York pigeon.