...you occassionally find a laundered cricket in the lint screen of your dryer. ...you forget that you put crickets in the freezer to slow them down for your lizards and you find them walking around your ice cube trays
...you forget to make new ice and your guests freak out when they find cricket legs on their cubes.
...you slept on a naked pillow last night becuase you needed another sanke bag quick
...when a dinner guest goes to the freezer for more ice you intercept him and send him back to the table before you open the door
...someone tells you their balls have mites - and you know what they mean!
...when you walk into a petstore to buy crickets and the first thing the employees say is, "How many?"
...you have Hisss and Hersss towels
...your girlfriend tells you that your monitor is getting a little blurry and you tell her not to worry because he will be shedding soon
....you hear the squeaking of newborn rats and run to tell your snakes lunch is ready
..your children say things like "awwww! that's a really cute piece of snake food!" ...you block traffic for miles trying to coax a snake from the middle of the road.
...you point out to your friend that her imitation "snake-skin" shirt is inaccurate because it has Western Diamond-back rattler dorsal scale pattern with boa constrictor belly scales.
...you keep all of your clothes on the floor of your bedroom because both your chest of drawers and your walk in closent have been converted to vivariums.
...when the cross word puzzle asks for another word for field mouse and you reply "snake food"
(* disclaimer, i didn't make all these up, i pinched them)
