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[Lucas]

When you come home from work you give a passing "Hi Babe" to your fiancee while you're going to the snake room.

When you'll only buy a house with enough yard space for a workshop to build out door enclosures and enought yard space for the enclosures(and pool and BBQ area)

When your so hung over you're being supported while walking but when you see the RBBS you manage to walk over to it to watch it.

You're 30 mins late to work cause you stop constantly to move the blueys and shingles off the road

While driving the work car you jump on the brakes and jump out to get a good look at the Brown Snake you just saw while everyone else in the car is freaking out

When your Fiancee tells you how much she spent on her wedding dress you think "hmmm, thats a few NICE pythons there"

You keep tally of how much your fiancee spends on her hair etc so you have a come back when she says " you can't afford that snake right now

When you duck home on your lunch break to check on your snakes