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20-Aug-08, 08:47 AM
| | Regular Member | Join Date: Feb-08 Location: Wollongong Age/Gender: 24  | | |
So anyway, me and my girlfriend decided to give our enclosure a real good cleanout last night, changed everything out, cleaned it with boiling water etc, dried it, put it back in.
All was going well.
5 minutes after we put it in, the male climbed up on his perch and decided to do a crap all over the female who was coiled up below. Gross. He then decides to climb down and crawl all over her.
So into some warm water they both go to wash it off them.
While they are having a bit of a soak and play in the water (female is ready to shed so I figured a bit more of a soak cant hurt) we decided to clean out the enclosure (again).
I look back in the bucket.. And the female has decided to do a massive crap in the bucket..
2 snakes and a giant scat floating around..
Dunno what I did to them but they were out to annoy me last night.
I guess its better than the time the female decided to poop all over me gf that time..
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20-Aug-08, 09:00 AM
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Sounds like you and your girlfriend had a lovely romantic night.
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20-Aug-08, 09:06 AM
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hahaha,..funny post to start the day with!
thanks! 
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20-Aug-08, 10:34 AM
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stark lol .....dirty pythons must be in the air .......was taking my sweet little innocent butter wouldnt melt in its mouth ,,, snakey outside..let him go on his usual branch .all is good ......thought i saw something underneath him so I poked my head under to take alook as he slithered past on the branch and i got a FACE SLIDER it ran down my face into my shirt and down my arm pit.....thank god it missed my mouth!!..........and what caught my eye was a little bump on the branch but as he was going over it ,it looked like a little lump ........  he was great and i was covered.....so i learnt never to put your face underneath a snake............ |
20-Aug-08, 10:39 AM
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AHAHAA
lawls RBB
i now have pub ammo
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20-Aug-08, 10:41 AM
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haha thats funny well for us anyway  |
20-Aug-08, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by redbellybite  stark lol .....dirty pythons must be in the air .......was taking my sweet little innocent butter wouldnt melt in its mouth ,,, snakey outside..let him go on his usual branch .all is good ......thought i saw something underneath him so I poked my head under to take alook as he slithered past on the branch and i got a FACE SLIDER it ran down my face into my shirt and down my arm pit.....thank god it missed my mouth!!..........and what caught my eye was a little bump on the branch but as he was going over it ,it looked like a little lump ........ he was great and i was covered.....so i learnt never to put your face underneath a snake............ |  hahahaha
That is really funny hahah - lucky you didn't. Eewww yuck dirty little bugger. So what was the lump on the branch or did you forget about it after that.
Stark, cleaning the enclosure while your male is in love is only asking for a dirty tank. You don't own that tank. He does & he will make sure you know it lol
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Last edited by GARTHNFAY; 20-Aug-08 at 11:39 AM.
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20-Aug-08, 11:29 AM
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regrets telling that story...........................nah Kathy it was on the branch just a tree bump lol but at the time he slid over it and so he looked like he had a little lump .but it was nothing .....he was smooth as a babys bottom and i was the idiot who got FACE SLID!!!!!!!!!lmao
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20-Aug-08, 04:34 PM
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I got into a bit of trouble from the wife because I had my python at the dinner table. "The kids aren't allowed to have their lizards at the table," was her excuse. Fair enough.
One night though, we had a friend over for dinner and my python was snuggled around my neck but under my shirt/collar so you couldn't see her. I decided nobody was to know so I sat down for dinner and everything was going well until I felt something running down my chest. Very quickly I pushed my chair out, calmly walked away and put her in her enclosure, then went for a quick shower and came back to the table dressed differently and neither my wife or our friend asked where I had been (two women talking you see).
I did confess the next night what had happened though.
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20-Aug-08, 04:39 PM
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haha that is funny Mrhappy!
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20-Aug-08, 04:42 PM
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LOL now you are ready for when you have kids!!!
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20-Aug-08, 04:42 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so funny
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20-Aug-08, 04:45 PM
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I was holding one of my pythons whilst talking to a friend
empty coffee cup in one hand, he decided to let loose....
in my coffee cup and just about filled it up! I never used the mug again!!! Still, saved it hitting the floor lol
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20-Aug-08, 05:25 PM
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nothing like a good poo story to get a good belly laugh thankyou redbellybite and MrHappy
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20-Aug-08, 05:59 PM
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Must be one of Murphy's law.. you clean,they poo to christin the nice clean .
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