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27-Mar-08, 01:05 AM
|  | Regular Member | Join Date: Jun-04 Location: Wagga NSW Age/Gender: 25  | | | | They are still wild animals and should not be trusted. My snakes have come to know that I am not a threat to them and are a little more relaxed, but I don't trust them 100%
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1.1.0 - Antaresia stimsoni
0.1.0 - Morelia spilota mcdowelli
1.0.0 - Morelia bredli
1.0.0 - Aspidites melanocephalus
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27-Mar-08, 10:35 AM
|  | Regular Member | Join Date: Nov-06 Location: Melbourne Age/Gender: 21 | | | | My snake comes when called. I place a freshly killed rat in front of it and it tell it to stay, it doesn't attack till i click my fingers.... |
27-Mar-08, 01:23 PM
| | Suspended | Join Date: Oct-07 Location: North Queensland Gender: | | | Quote:
Originally Posted by JJS.  My snake comes when called. I place a freshly killed rat in front of it and it tell it to stay, it doesn't attack till i click my fingers.... |
lol .. are you for real or are you just pulling my leg |
27-Mar-08, 01:28 PM
|  | Subscriber | Join Date: Nov-07 Location: Central Coast Age/Gender: 33  | | | My snake really likes me because I am the biggest 'tree' in the family....  |
27-Mar-08, 01:33 PM
|  | Necker Cube Subscriber | Join Date: Feb-07 Location: NSW | | | My female diamond used to like me (or at least the taste of me)  |
27-Mar-08, 01:35 PM
|  | Regular Member | Join Date: Jan-08 Location: West of Brisbane Gender: | | | | I reckon if a snake bites you, then it really loves you. Lol, Australis.
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Originally Posted by Jonno from ERD I blame it all on Tim Nias. My first day there, I said "Pseudonaja" with a J, and he hit me with his hook. | Quote:
Originally Posted by reptilesDownUnder Snakes get run over in the wild, but that's not a good reason to start driving your car through your snake's enclosure. | |
28-Mar-08, 10:11 AM
|  | Regular Member | Join Date: Sep-07 Location: Goulburn.NSW Gender: | | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Australis On occasion, one of my pythons likes to spoon, i consider it affection. | This bloke took spooning to the next level.
CAUTION.
NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACH. GRAPHIC.
Probably been seen before. http://www.jibjab.com/view/161315
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SAFTEY IS PARAMOUNT.
80% of people are caused by accidents. |
28-Mar-08, 11:03 AM
|  | slimin about! Subscriber | Join Date: Aug-06 Location: Cairns | | | | My snakes, like my fish, always plot against me. You can see it in their eyes, they're plotting with their twisted psychotic minds a way they can kill me and bury my remains.
I am lucky I got to the fish first and poisoned them... But the snakes, they're wiley. They know... They know everything.
They're watching me right now... They have spy cameras set up and they're watching me at work. I am scared to write this because I know they'll be reading it. But it's time the world knew.
Every night while I sleep I know it could be my last - one day the snakes will learn how to open their cages, they'll all be set free and the first thing they'll do is kill me....
The one bit of luck I have on my side is they're still all too small to swallow me - so there'll be evidence! And they know that!
Otherwise they seem pretty happy at the moment. |
28-Mar-08, 11:19 AM
|  | Regular Member | Join Date: Feb-08 Location: QUEENSLAND Age/Gender: 40 | | | OHHHHHHKAYYYYYYYY! well i am glad all your reptiles love you all wether they bite you ,coil around your neck and strangle you ,size you up cause they wanna eat you ..the most important thing above all of this is that you LOVE YOUR SNAKE .................RBB |
28-Mar-08, 03:26 PM
| | Regular Member | Join Date: Jan-08 Location: West of Brisbane Gender: | | | | LOL slim6y! I was in the library when I read that. Lots of people giving me strange looks... Twodogs, the link didn't work.
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Originally Posted by Jonno from ERD I blame it all on Tim Nias. My first day there, I said "Pseudonaja" with a J, and he hit me with his hook. | Quote:
Originally Posted by reptilesDownUnder Snakes get run over in the wild, but that's not a good reason to start driving your car through your snake's enclosure. | |
28-Mar-08, 03:35 PM
| | Regular Member | Join Date: Sep-07 Location: Goulburn.NSW Gender: | | | sorry hope this one works. www.jibjab.com/jokes_category/animals_nature
If not goto www.jibjab.com
scroll down find link to jokebox
click on animals & nature.
should be first pic BIG PYTHON/ BOA IN BOX
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SAFTEY IS PARAMOUNT.
80% of people are caused by accidents. |
28-Mar-08, 03:36 PM
|  | Subscriber | Join Date: Apr-07 Location: central coast. nsw Gender: | | | | No.
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28-Mar-08, 03:38 PM
| | Regular Member | Join Date: Sep-07 Location: Goulburn.NSW Gender: | | | | while your there check out some of the other stuff. some is quite good.
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SAFTEY IS PARAMOUNT.
80% of people are caused by accidents. |
28-Mar-08, 05:59 PM
| | Suspended | Join Date: Oct-07 Location: North Queensland Gender: | | | Quote:
Originally Posted by slim6y My snakes, like my fish, always plot against me. You can see it in their eyes, they're plotting with their twisted psychotic minds a way they can kill me and bury my remains.
I am lucky I got to the fish first and poisoned them... But the snakes, they're wiley. They know... They know everything.
They're watching me right now... They have spy cameras set up and they're watching me at work. I am scared to write this because I know they'll be reading it. But it's time the world knew.
Every night while I sleep I know it could be my last - one day the snakes will learn how to open their cages, they'll all be set free and the first thing they'll do is kill me....
The one bit of luck I have on my side is they're still all too small to swallow me - so there'll be evidence! And they know that!
Otherwise they seem pretty happy at the moment. | slim6y.... lay off the shrooms man and I rekon your snakes wont be as bad as you think  |
28-Mar-08, 06:04 PM
|  | Subscriber | Join Date: Oct-06 Location: Central Victoria Age/Gender: 31 | | | | Slim6y, don't be too worried until your snake lays next to you in your bed. Then you know your really in the poo!! | | |
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