peoples funny snake stories

[Pythons Rule]

Hi everyone I thought I'd share a little somthing with yous about thismorning.

It was right on 6:00am this morning when I got woken up from a hudge bang that followed with something smashing from the kitchen, still half a sleep I got up and walked out to the kitchen turned the light on and found a coffer cup shattered on the floor. I thought the cat had jumped up and nocked it off the bench so I chucked him out of the kitchen and still half asleep I started to clean the mess up, I walked across the room grabed the dust pan and turned around to find Muduser in the corner of the kitchen half on the microwave and half on the bench staring at me.

shes my 2 metre Cape York and what muct have happened was that the cat has jumped up on the banch and shes stricked at him and nocked the cup off the bench...thank **** for that other wise I would have one less cat. Lucky she is big she's easy to find.

thats my excitement feel free to post your stories aswell and if you have any pics that would me awsome.

[TOMatoPASTE]

haha, thats great. lucky about your cat

i hav no funny stories but i did decide to pick up and pat a young brown snake in the wild once, thats kinda funny

[tan]

lol - lucky she didn't decide to "cuddle" with you in bed!

[Pythons Rule]

your pretty lucky mate lol feel free to post and funny stories of your own or what you've seen happen to someone else.

haha I just thought of another one....

I was at home and I had Muduser out of the cage on the couch, I actually forgot she was out and it was around 11:00pm and my other half and myself were watching a horror movie, well you know when your almost to a scarry part and you leen forward well I got this kind of itch on my back so I started to scartch it and suddenly Muduser has striked at my hand and I've jumped really quickly off the couch and I've ripped my hand away, blood was all over the shop and I've back handed her with out thinking and my other half bursts out larphin meen wile that bloody hurt and I'm in tears from the shock more than anything. not funny...next minute I burst out in larphter and Mudusers ****ed off with me and having to put a cranky snake back in the cage after she has made my fingers go purple was difficult.

After that I always make sure she is in the cage before watching any movies, exspecially horror ones. lol

[Ashleigh:]]

Not my story, But a friend of a friends, In england.

A couple have a big python, im unsure of what sort, and it lives in the house, like they just leave its cage open from what i have gathered, and the snake sleeps above the door, like on the little door sill thing, and when they walk underneath it, it drops itself on their shoulders, it scared them at first but have now just gotten use to it, and one night when they were out they got broken into. And the burgular got everything he wanted and was about to walk out when then snake dropped on his shoulders, he actually went through the glass door and when they came home he was unconcious (if thats how you spell it) on the front lawn lol.

Dont know what happened with the snake, but yer.
Good home security!! lol

[bug_collector]

oooh, ive got one.
wen my dad was a lil kid, his neighbor kept a humungous python in a big cage outside. the guy would go and catch lil animals and give it to the snake to eat, one day he caught a baby deer. he put it in with the python, and it mustnt have been hungry, bcoz it didnt eat it. the next day the lil deer was still in the python cage. the guy watched them for a while, and at night the python would curl up on the ground, and the little deer would go on top of the python and sleep. this went on for over a month without the deer being hurt at all. HOW CUTE!!!!! untill oneday the deer mysteriously vanished, and a small bulge appeared in the pythons belly............................

[Pythons Rule]

thank you very much for your funny snake tales they were pretty good and look forward to hearing much much more.

I used to live on this farm in Qld on top of Bellthorpe in the land of the glass house mountains and I worked as a grounds maintenance person I came home and found it weired that one of my pet chocks didn't come running to me when I got home but shrugged it off and went inside, a few hours latter I came out side and all my chickens where roosting out side the front door instead off in there pen so I went for a little sticky beek in the pen and found this massive dimoned python next to the fence trying to get out but couldn't because of a big boldge in his tummy ( yup he had eaten my chock ) I stood there for a bit trying to figgure out a way to get him out of the pen so I could let him go down th bottom of the rain forrest. I ended up getting him in s large pillow case and took him down to the land lords place he then let it go down the mountain after I scared the poop out of the town folk I think its funny when bushie are scared of snakes, let him go.

A few weeks latter I was coming up the mountain and found the same one stretched right across the road dead with its head and tail missing .... how could anyone do such a thing to magnifisant creature.

[warp81]

hmmm not a funny story at the time but looking back on it i can now laugh.

i used to work up at a wholesale trout farm and durin summer there were snakes galore, they were attracted cause of all the dead fish plus of all the rats and mice that used to eat the fish pellets etc plus it was in the middle of the bush. anyways this one stinkin hot day i picked up to 25kg bags of fish pellets put them ova my shoulders and as i started to walk away somethin comin from under all the bags of pellets caught my eye i turned only to realise it was a monster tiger snake trouble was i only had 1 way to escape and that was over a 12ft plank of would that crossed ove a channel between dams. i backed on to the plank but the tiger kept coming at me so i through the 2 bags of pellets at it, i ova balenced and fell in to the water where i thought i was safe! ha the bugger came in after me! it got washed down wit the current thankfully.

pretty close shave and have had many more but i still love all snakes

[Ashleigh:]]

haha, close call

[warp81]

bump, just thought id give this thread a bump cause always love a good story

[knackers]

good bump warp, that was a quality read. cheers for the entertainment folks!

[Lucas]

K. A friend had one of his bredli get out of the enclosure one night. The next morning he noticed it was missing. After a bit of a look around it was foung near by in an enclosure with 3 angle headed dragons. The thing is there were only 2 very scared looking dragons left and a plump Bredli basking under the heatlight

[Ashleigh:]]

Awwww

[Pythons Rule]

the one that got out!

[slim6y]

Well, my daughter (6) who is very interested in Peyote the Spotted Python - Every time we go to the zoo, she tells the zoo keeper "My daddy has a snake, but she's cuter than yours."

It's all very cute...

Well, I made up this story...

I told my daughter (Paige) that Peyote was very upset one morning. She looked in some discomfort and had a worried look on her face. So I asked Peyote what was wrong.

Peyote replied "Daddy..." she started "Am I poisonous?"

and I said... "No Peyote, you're not poisonous. Why is that honey?"

And she replied:

"Because I just bit my tongue..."

Anyways... my daughter said... "Why is it Peyote never talks when I am around then?"

Snakes say the darndest things aye?