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Need a laugh? Here's my story for today.
I was doing a bit of study and needed a break, so I did what I normally do, which consists of checking on the snakes and, if need be, taking certain snakes outside to do their business. A few came along for the trip. But the snakes' presence and who pooed and who didn't is of no relevance to this story, as the next thing that happened was a horror the likes of which I couldn't have imagined. Try to think of the most disgusting thing in the world, then compare it to this: I'd just put two of the snakes away and was walking to check on the third when I stood on something buried in the grass. It was cold and squishy and it made a horribly loud noise as it exploded from my bare heel up the backs of my legs.
It was a nearly fully-decomposed green tree frog.
The entire contents of the little guy were on me - brown and white and grey they were - and all that was left on the ground was his flaccid, brown, wet skin. And the smell? Try to combine the following: freshly regurgitated rodent; vinegar; blue vein cheese. The next few minutes involved me tearing my clothes off in the yard, running inside to the shower and spraying myself with boiling water and F10, all the while screaming my head off.
I'll never feel clean again.
My dear albino boy was brought safely back inside by my girlfriend, who did well to carry him given the severity of her giggling.
Hope you enjoyed my story more than I did =)
CamMany people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens
- 29-May-12, 01:29 PM #2
Hmm quite gross lol
Ha definately brought a smile to my face
I haven't had anything gross happen on one of my study breaks yet. But I will be taking my stimmie out for a wander later on...Proud custodian of Zephyr, a female wheatbelt Stimmie (hatched 13/12/10)
Future custodian of a mate for Zephyr, a pair of jungles, a pair of GTPs, etc, etc...
Renenet needs to stop looking at pictures of pretty snakes.
- 29-May-12, 04:04 PM #5
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*shudder* frog guts... makes me wonder what that chimp was thinking...
I'm not a cynic. I've merely had the rose-coloured glasses ripped from my face and crushed beneath the boot-heel of life1.1.0 Liasis Olivaceous | 1.1.0 Antaresia perthensis | 0.0.1 Boiga irregularis
bahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha thats just too good. snake boy scared of a dead frog ey
- Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens
- 29-May-12, 07:05 PM #8
hahaha shame it wasnt a cane toad thoughRODNEY & SUE
GET NAKED IT WONT HURT
KEEP SNAKES NOT KIDS
THEY DONT TALK BACK
I had just swallowed my last mouthful of soup as I read this.
Need I say more.1 x Mareeba Jungle Python
3 x Southern Angle Headed Dragons
1 x Husband
- 29-May-12, 08:11 PM #10
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- Dalby - land of fire and flood. And flood..... and flood.
I usually make a point of not laughing at other peoples misfortune.... but I'm sorry I'm still giggling.Between stimulus and response lies the power of choice.
- 29-May-12, 08:42 PM #11
- 29-May-12, 10:32 PM #12
oh dude!3 x childreni, 1 x spotted, 1 x Georgetown Stimsoni, 1 x Murray Darling, 1 x Central Beardie and from the 5/5/13 2 Shingleback babies I'm here to help, not judge..like others enjoy doing MAD MINI WOMAN! Hot bricks ROCK!
Look at the bright side... now you know where the saying “Putting your foot in it” comes from.
The worst part of such an experience is that you could scrub your heel until it bleed but you cannot get rid of the foul smell from your nostrils. And it comes back to flood the senses at the most inopportune times... having a cuppa, a quick bite to eat, sitting down to a meal, and more personal moments... It lingers on and on and on and on. More in the mind than in reality... but that doesn’t make it and less abhorrent!
You have my sympathy... so long as you keep your severally decomposed frogs well away. Lol.Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. [Confucius]
- 30-May-12, 01:02 AM #14
Haha, thats gotta suck. Whilst living up north a workmate complained his coffee tasted AWFUL, he checked the milk, fine,upon inspection of the kettle he found a medium sized GTF that resembled a steamed DimSim. Needless to say he went almost as green as the frog once was. YUCK.........I should have known it wasn't going to work between my ex-wife and I,
Cos I'm a Taurus and she's not.
Oh if it makes you feel better I got ****** on by a possum but I was so stunned i stood there for a good minute getting ****** on before i was like....HEYYYY!!!
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