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  1. 10-Jul-12, 07:49 PM #1
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    New poem

    Has anyone seen the poem getting around at the moment. Written by Neville Burns, it's a crackup. Named the wa@^ker down under Look it up if you like a laugh. Well worth the read
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  2. 10-Jul-12, 08:00 PM #2
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    Seen it doing the rounds on Facebook...Wonder who it could be about
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  3. 10-Jul-12, 08:15 PM #3
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    Yes, seen it on Facebook. Bloody funny
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    can someone PM it to me?

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    Neville has a great sense of humour.


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  6. 10-Jul-12, 10:18 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassie97 View Post
    can someone PM it to me?
    +1 if you blokes wouldn't mind.
    I've been trying to look for it for the last hour without any luck.
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  7. 10-Jul-12, 10:20 PM #7
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    As I said before, I'm not sure who Neville is referring to so I assume it's okay to post?

    The ****er from down under has made another blunder,
    He's lost the plot entirely and keeps putting others down'
    His credibility is in tatters, but it doesn't seem to matter'
    He doesn't seem to know that he's the herp worlds foremost clown.

    After what he did on television, what a dreadful sight'
    Those who know of this performance ask how he sleeps at night'
    But he doesn't, thats the answer this ray of sunshine stays awake'
    Planning yet more mischief , while playing with his snake.

    Words of common usage he claims just for his own'
    His arrogance apparent as he sits upon his throne'
    In his world of litigation he thinks he is the king'
    But overwhelming opinion is he's just a ding a ling.

    He knows his way around the courts, though his record isn't great'
    He's turned so many people off him, its just as well he's his own best mate'
    And if he wants another trademark, ****ER would suit well'
    No-One could argue with it as his actions clearly tell.

    And if you wonder why he keeps it up, why he won't give us a break'
    Its because a small part of his anatomy, is paired, just like a snake...

    neville burns.......
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  8. 10-Jul-12, 10:22 PM #8
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    Hahahahahahahahaha that made my night!
    11:55 PM [Tuatara] Grizz.. is a bear, isnt that a gay term?? I thought he might be with jay or something
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  9. 10-Jul-12, 10:27 PM #9
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    hahahahaha!!!

    If you're not sure, I think a certain word in the second paragraph may insinuate as to who it is
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    Ahem... thats BEST ****ER, to you...
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    Well one of his trademarked phrases is "hands on"..........
    11:55 PM [Tuatara] Grizz.. is a bear, isnt that a gay term?? I thought he might be with jay or something
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