The rapture tomorrow!

[Khagan]

So i was wondering, seen as all you people with faith will be ascending to the heavens and be saved, and i will be left down here on earth to suffer.. And snakes being the devil and all they will be stuck here too.. Soooo, can i have your snakes now?

 

[fugawi]

Sorry.....you'll have to share them with me........and a couple of others

I want to ring up the ringleaders the next day and ask."So......What happened?"

 

[saximus]

See as funny as this thing is, I have to say I'm pretty sad about it too. Read this: "End of the world" can't end well
So these family will literally have nothing on Sunday and have no way to support themselves. How awesome is life going to be for them then

 

[CrystalMoon]

Seeing as I dont see myself being in the Ascention team, but I "like"the the thought of rapture I am going to think of the most rapturous thoughts I can
down here(already smiling)
Note to Saximus: It is sad that people will suffer because of this belief, makes me ponder on what makes people tick.......

 

[saximus]

Maybe they will be lucky and Harold Camping will do the "Christian" thing and reimburse them. It will be his screw up, after all

 

[CrystalMoon]

Maybe they will be lucky and Harold Camping will do the "Christian" thing and reimburse them. It will be his screw up, after all

It would be good if he did, chance would be a finer thing though :-(

 

[abnrmal91]

All you need to do is make a rapture survival kit and you will be sweet.

1 Boat (no Noah is going to stop me)
2 Bee suit (protect from plagues of insects)
3 Fire extinguisher/fire blanket (put out post rapture flames)
4 Flint to start fires
5 Alcoholic beverage of choice
6 Hammock
7 Maybe some rope and a axe optional.

Now just sit back and watch the rapture breeze past without a care in the world.

 

[Fuscus]

Maybe they will be lucky and Harold Camping will do the "Christian" thing and reimburse them. It will be his screw up, after all

he didn't last time Another Apocalypse Prophecy: Why's Everyone So Worked Up? - TIME
And think about these children if you think that extremist religious beliefs are harmless. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/us/20rapture.html?pagewanted=all
And I thought my parents were embashhing!

 

[FusionMorelia]

meh, no D-day not even a zombie what a rip!

 

[Khagan]

meh, no D-day not even a zombie what a rip!

It's not till 6pm, theres still time for you to give me your snakes! =p

 

[FusionMorelia]

na my snakes are doomed with me im afraid

 

[sacred_DUC]

i'm fine just cleaned the ol 12g got slab of jimmy chillnig i'm ready for the zombies

 

[Bez84]

Lol Bring on the zombie plague...been wanting to shoot my neighbour for ages..
So all the religious types go to heaven and the rest go to hell.....thats sweet hells awesome thats where all the booze and blondes go

 

[Jeffa]

Hey sacred, dont forget to double tap!

 

[Torah]

oh pfffffftttttttt they cant even predict the god damn weather !

 

[Sock Puppet]

Damn, forgot about this & now spending my last day alive in the office.
Sitting here, unblinking eyes staring intently at my moniter like I'm some kind of zomb.......whoa hang on a minute.
Perhaps I'm destined to become a participant in the zombie hordes that will be taking over the world. Cool!
I'll have to sign up for the next series of Masterchef, where all I'll be cooking is brains.
Well, not so much cooking as sashimi brains......as I eat them from the craniums of my still kicking prey.

 

[fugawi]

So, some questions.......
Is it 6:00 pm our time or U.S. time, I don't think the bible went into specifics about how it will start in America. Shouldn"t it be based on Middle East times?
Is it only "Super" christians of a particular faith or do all christians get lucky?
What about other faiths like Muslims, Buddhists, Seihks, Hindus etc, do they get to go too?
Either way.......nice knowing all you christians. Athiests.......I'll see you tomorrow.

 

[87batesy]

what a bunch of fruit loops!

i wish i could start a religious cult it the easiest way to become rich

 

[fugawi]

Another question........If I get myself bitten by a Vampire, will I be immune to zombification? If so, does anyone personally know a vampire in Sydney? I need to know if I should buy a cool Matrix style jacket.

 

[Torah]

Another question........If I get myself bitten by a Vampire, will I be immune to zombification? If so, does anyone personally know a vampire in Sydney? I need to know if I should buy a cool Matrix style jacket.

Australia Meetup Groups - Vampire Meetups Theres a link for vampire meetups in sydney