Public Warning #44-9A: Beer Found to Contain Female Hormones

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Here's an interesting revelation!

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female
hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,
men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 schooners of beer each within a 1
hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.

Interesting, isn't it?
 
Very Funny Earthling,
I have something else to ad, I have a mate that drinks a lot more beer than the average person and he has boobies lol
 
LMAO! maybe thats why most men who drink beer are absolute cry babies when drunk LOL :D
 
i dont care what you say im still getting bloto tonight :lol::lol::lol:
 
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