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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered YES to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
Pharmacist about Bundaberg Rum.
Bundaberg Rum is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
About yourself and your actions. Bundaberg Rum can help ease you out of
Your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
Just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Bundaberg Rum almost immediately and with
A regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
You from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
Discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
Bundaberg Rum. Bundaberg Rum may not be right for everyone. Women who are
Pregnant or nursing should not use Bundaberg Rum however women who
Wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
Erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
Money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
Headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke.
WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may make you think you are whisperingwhen you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may make you think you can logically
Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may create the illusion that you are
Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered YES to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
Pharmacist about Bundaberg Rum.
Bundaberg Rum is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
About yourself and your actions. Bundaberg Rum can help ease you out of
Your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
Just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Bundaberg Rum almost immediately and with
A regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
You from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
Discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
Bundaberg Rum. Bundaberg Rum may not be right for everyone. Women who are
Pregnant or nursing should not use Bundaberg Rum however women who
Wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
Erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
Money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
Headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke.
WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may make you think you are whisperingwhen you are not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may cause you to think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may make you think you can logically
Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of Bundaberg Rum may create the illusion that you are
Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
