Jokes

[mysnakesau]

Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold
a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby..
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little =feet and spanked him on his bottom..
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old
what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...
smack his **** again!'

If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope for you

 

[australia09]

was ok.. i smiled?

 

[mysnakesau]

How not to photograph your cat..

 

[licky]

omg thats bloody funny both of em

 

[Omgitschris]

ha ha, took me a little while to get the 2nd one.

 

[BlindSnake]

The first one is a bit of a "Mum joke."

As for the second one, he knew what he was doing. The cat is just an excuse for taking a photo of his wang.

 

[W.T.BUY]

lmao at both.

 

[oreo1]

haha tats good:lol: feel sorry for the chaps in their cars! if they looked up they wouldnt be able to miss it!