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[hallie]

ryan when your mum cuts herself she bleeds gravy..:lol:

 

[MrBredli]

All this thread needs now is a few bikini pics.

 

[bfg23]

did somebody say steak?

 

[Omega]

Your mum has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.... I'd show everyone a photo but it's a little fuzzy - due to it being an aerial shot....

Awww are you still mad that your mum has been on Maury Povich and still don't know "who da baby daddy"?

 

[Omega]

All this thread needs now is a few bikini pics.

Nah don't think I wanna see you in a bikini but thanks all the same

 

[Rainbow-Serpent]

so you are 13 or 14 and my guess was spot on.

Nope, I just said that it was a better guess than 7.

 

[Luke1]

What the hell is my little pony?

trying to cover up your beloved kiddo toys there?????

 

[Ozzie Python]

bloody hell, 17 pages of absolute crap. poor nikki.

He RB, don't you study martial arts? think you need to learn some discipline, you shouldn't even joke about smashing someone if you are actually serious about what you do.

 

[hallie]

your mum is so ugly when she sits on the beach cats try to bury her...

 

[Trouble]

What the hell is my little pony?

she says as she's combing her pink 'my little pony's' hair .....

 

[Rainbow-Serpent]

owwwww.
see, just proved how young you are, that 'my little pony' is before your time

ha ha ha

No, I just proved that I don't know what the hell my little pony is, everything is labelled 'my little' these days, my sister likes my little petshop or whatever, however I have never heard of my little pony.

 

[Omega]

your mum is so ugly when she sits on the beach cats try to bury her...

Your mother is so ugly when she was born they slapped her face instead of her a$$:lol:

 

[ivonavich]

Awww are you still mad that your mum has been on Maury Povich and still don't know "who da baby daddy"?

do we need to try and tally who your mum has been on?

 

[Rainbow-Serpent]

Oh and it is actually spelled touche' Lisa Simpson

Touche and Touche' are the same word, the proper punctuation isn't available on my keyboard, so I just didn't bother.

 

[Omega]

No, I just proved that I don't know what the hell my little pony is, everything is labelled 'my little' these days, my sister likes my little petshop or whatever, however I have never heard of my little pony.

Your just a fart that I can't seem to waft away

 

[ivonavich]

Your mother is so ugly when she was born they slapped her face instead of her a$$:lol:

Your mum fell out the Ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down....

 

[ryanharvey1993]

ryan when your mum cuts herself she bleeds gravy..:lol:

......

 

[Omega]

do we need to try and tally who your mum has been on?

probably quicker to tally who she hasn't been on

 

[hallie]

you mum is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch..!

 

[ivonavich]

Your just a fart that I can't seem to waft away

Now that's GOLD