can u answer this

[webbo10]

A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies onthe scene, but the child is rushed to hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says ' i cant operate on this boy',he is my son how can this be?

 

[imp480]

Mother

It was the kid's mother?

 

[Dave]

imp480 got in before me

 

[TahneeMaree]

The "father" is the father of the "man"? and the child is a third party?


Edit... Or the surgeon is his mother? lol ... blonde

 

[webbo10]

Yep, it was the kids mother, geeez i thought it would take u guys longer to work it out lol

 

[grannieannie]

LOL....no I can't answer it...lol....I'm brain dead. but tell us anyway.

 

[webbo10]

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

 

[Dave]

Can I add one in?

A man is wearing black shoes,socks,trousers,jumper,gloves and a balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its lights off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?

 

[webbo10]

A man is wearing black shoes,socks,trousers,jumper,gloves and a balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its lights off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?




IT WAS DAYTIME

 

[twylaskye]

It was noah who had the ark not moses, and second one was it during the day?

 

[redbellybite]

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

none ...moses got the 10 commandments
NOAH HAD THE ARK

 

[webbo10]

Why is it better to have round man hole covers than square ones?

 

[mwloco]

Why is it better to have round man hole covers than square ones?

coz a man hole is round and a square cover wouldnt fit a round hole

 

[J-A-X]

Why is it better to have round man hole covers than square ones?

cos a square cover can be angled to go through the square opening,

it doesn't matter how you try, you won't get a round cover through the round hole..

 

[mwloco]

This one is not as dirty as it may seem:

The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox's is quite small.
What is it?

 

[webbo10]

Surname?

 

[mwloco]

Surname?

got it in one!

too good webbo

 

[LadySnake]

As my sig says.. What gets wetter as it dries?

 

[Bearded_Lady]

As my sig says.. What gets wetter as it dries?

a towel lol

 

[webbo10]

A cloud?