Fart

[AMY22]

do they blush if they get busted fatring?

No they just light a match

 

[Jdsixtyone]

Bahaha i love this thread!!

 

[AMY22]

Haha yeah, farts are awesome...

 

[Sdaji]

Most people only buy snakes because blaming the dog doesn't work these days.

 

[kellyandgreg]

lol this thread is so funny. so now Im gunna blame it on the snakes lol

 

[sarah_m]

I was watching a doco once and this guy (not in Oz) was letting his burmese go for a swim in the pool and it left a trail of bubbles....... was funny to see, had never occured to me that they would, but there you go!

 

[Slytherin]

Yeah, well Snakey dropped one..and I GOT BLAMED!!! :shock::shock: :lol: (...and Snakey's a SHE! ) Thanks so much 'Petal'!


This thread is a classic ROFLMAO and PMLS!!!

 

[reptilefan95]

So could they escape from there enclosure if they did the old "flame thrower?

 

[MrHappy]

hahaha I cant stop laughing at this thread its a ripper :lol:

No pun intended I bet.

So do they burp?

 

[reptilerob]

Only the males fart. The females hold on to it.

Nah mate, the real truth is that the females cant keep there mouths closed long enough to build up the air pressure!!! rett82 is gunna kill me if she sees this!!

 

[Serpentor]

we've heard some rippers before...but the dogs do it more often. Silent but violent. Smells like sausage

 

[dazzarama]

its a funny thread but i wanted to no bahahaahahahah lol

 

[Slytherin]

Smells of 'ratty goodness' :shock:...Yumm! :lol:

 

[mouse_has_faith]

Though not a snake, I've heard my (male) bluetongue lizard fart whilst doing a poo... it was a real squeaker!

 

[mattyg]

keelback snakes can fart! i actually read it in a few places. and they can eat cane toads without harm

 

[Chris1]

hahaha,...

one of my shingles dropped one last night,...i almost died! (from the stench, not laughter, lol,...!!)
it was a silent but deadly one,.....

 

[Jackrabbit]

Only the males fart. The females hold on to it.

Not true they just don't stop talking long enough to build up any pressure. roflmao :lol:

 

[Boidae]

I saw my Olive fart a few weeks ago, one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Oh the look on her face afterwards :lol:

I once saw a video of an iguana that farted whilst having a bath :|

 

[Mitch_s]

i wonder if snakes give each other pink eye? if i was a snake and was around other snakes, id sure fart in its eye or on its pillow.

 

[nagini-baby]

and all this time ive been blaming the beardies.. mmm