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And as i've discovered today, even internet hugs are pretty dang good.

But they're not real

Hugs are just the best thing! Did you know that they are essential for infant and early childhood emotinal and physical development? Without a minimum level of physical contact with children as they grow up they don't emotionally develop appropriately and babies who are hugged more grow quicker and stronger. Hugs can reduce your blood pressure, heart rate and stress!

Orgasms also help lower blood pressure, stress and reduce the instance of heart attacks - a lot more than a hug

Everyone go and get a freakin hug, a bear hug, bro hug, brug, hugro, spoon, knoodle, buddy hug, A-frame hug, cheek hug, surprise hug, hug attack or a group hug doesn't matter just go get one. I think every APS member needs to go and get atleast a 10 second hug from someone, then we'll see how much arguing we have here. My bet it is goes down a whole heap.

I enjoy a hug myself - but with my beautiful partner, the love of my life, the perfect woman - she's everything to me - I'd feel dirty if I hugged someone else the way I hug her!

Oh oh oh! And here's an interesting fact for you fellas, a 20 second hug will increase a womans oxytocin levels. Which is a hormone for 'bonding' so if ur ever in trouble and don't know what to do her... go a hug-attack and hold on for dear life till you reach that magic 20 second mark lol.

My beautiful girlfriend gets plenty of doses of oxytocin in much longer than 20 second periods too - she's one lucky girl :)

Don't be a hug ***** - get one person (your mum, your sister, your girlfriend/boyfriend) and give them a hug.

Or I guess you could always download some porn and hug yourself :)
 
If you want contact with benefits and the virtual hugs aren't doing it for you, try patting one of the dogs that invades your classroom! If it doesn't bite your hand off, you will experience lowered blood pressure, increased oxytocin, decreased cortisol, increased endorphins - in other words, you'll feel better.
Hugs from this mum, too. As a teacher, I feel your pain (parent - teacher night tomorrow...).
 
Oh oh oh! And here's an interesting fact for you fellas, a 20 second hug will increase a womans oxytocin levels. Which is a hormone for 'bonding' so if ur ever in trouble and don't know what to do her... go a hug-attack and hold on for dear life till you reach that magic 20 second mark lol.

Has it gotta be someone you know? I don't want to be sharing a cell with Bubba....

Here's a hug of some sort anyway...

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i will agree with that, Nothing beats a heartfelt cuddle, it will get you fellas bonus brownie points if you can stop at a cuddle.... :lol:

I'm afraid that's not the case at all. If you can stop at a cuddle you very very quickly get put into the 'friend' basket. :(
 
i will agree with that, Nothing beats a heartfelt cuddle, it will get you fellas bonus brownie points if you can stop at a cuddle.... :lol:

You get extra chicky brownie points if you stop at going all the way....

What you're suggesting could be a lose lose situation instead.
 
And as i've discovered today, even internet hugs are pretty dang good.

Hugs are just the best thing! Did you know that they are essential for infant and early childhood emotinal and physical development? Without a minimum level of physical contact with children as they grow up they don't emotionally develop appropriately and babies who are hugged more grow quicker and stronger. Hugs can reduce your blood pressure, heart rate and stress!

Everyone go and get a freakin hug, a bear hug, bro hug, brug, hugro, spoon, knoodle, buddy hug, A-frame hug, cheek hug, surprise hug, hug attack or a group hug doesn't matter just go get one. I think every APS member needs to go and get atleast a 10 second hug from someone, then we'll see how much arguing we have here. My bet it is goes down a whole heap.

Oh oh oh! And here's an interesting fact for you fellas, a 20 second hug will increase a womans oxytocin levels. Which is a hormone for 'bonding' so if ur ever in trouble and don't know what to do her... go a hug-attack and hold on for dear life till you reach that magic 20 second mark lol.


Someone tell Beney-boy... Lol. His missus is complaining about him getting another snake!!! HEY BENEY... HUG HER!!!
 
This man DESERVES the hug he got - this is when a brug or a hugro is actually acceptable!

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I had a free hug laying around; so here you go Gordo, from one primate to another.
 

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This is one of the times I love being female.....we can full on hug and not have to make excuses to anyone :lol::lol:
 
Hugs make the world go around.....pity more people didn't give hugs, I am sure there would be less nastiness in the world!
 
i shake and then hug if there is a female involved its usually a hug and a small peck on the cheek

nothing wrong with hugging if both parties are happy to receive them
 
jac you on the other hand would be banned from contact you sexy beast you
 
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