Flying Donkey!

[moosenoose]

Because, of course, the donkey wants to fly! Jeeez human beings are just thick sometimes! Grrrrrr

The onlookers on a Russian beach saw the animal dangling helplessly under the parachute as it was towed along by a speedboat.

The beast could be heard braying loudly in fear for 30 minutes as it circled the beach before it was finally dragged through the surf at the Sea of Azov in southern Russia.

High-flying donkey in a ride of terror | Metro.co.uk

 

[redbellybite]

"Hawwww my owner heeehawwww heeeeehawwwww he always makes me do that !"

 

[WombleHerp]

thats just weird imagine going to the beach and seeing that...

 

[nicman72]

Lucky bugger - how much would half an hour parasailing cost a human?

 

[caustichumor]

Poor animal, Considering it is supposedly good luck to get crapped on by a bird, the potential luck of a load of flying donkey crap hitting you would be amazing, lotto numbers and supermodels every night....

 

[Tikanderoga]

Poor animal, Considering it is supposedly good luck to get crapped on by a bird, the potential luck of a load of flying donkey crap hitting you would be amazing, lotto numbers and supermodels every night....

I'm sure the impact of the "blessing" would have a "stunning" effect.

 

[cosmicwolf4]

This is so cruel and abuse at it's worst. I hope the people who did this were charged

 

[moosenoose]

:lol: I never thought of the potential danger of being shat-on by a mile-high donkey! Obviously an area that needs to be investigatyed by OH&S

 

[grannieannie]

I saw the picture, and imagined it's horror and couldn't read anymore....I felt physically sick....totally disgusting,.....I hope those criminals (promoters) get into a lot of trouble...that poor, poor animal.

 

[Tinky]

Now I'm a flyin', talkin' donkey! You mighta seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly. But I bet you ain't neva seen a donkey fly!

 

[cris]

They were originally going to use a horse but when asked about the stunt the horse said "neigh". The donkey being a smart as.s said "yeehaaww".

 

[Megzz]

Poor thing, it would have been sooo scared

 

[Sock Puppet]

Poor animal, Considering it is supposedly good luck to get crapped on by a bird, the potential luck of a load of flying donkey crap hitting you would be amazing, lotto numbers and supermodels every night....

Ever notice the only people who reckon it's good luck are the ones that have just been crapped on? I mean, how is it good luck? It's poo!
They're just trying to avoid embarrasment by making up a rule in the hope that other people are jealous that they aren't the ones wearing a turd beanie.
I reckon I'm the lucky one when the crap lands on someone else. Like I said, it's poo.

I wonder if the donkey was up there thinking "I can see my stable from up here!"

Perhaps he was trying to show off in front of the female donkeys, but ended up just making an as5 of himself.....as5.....donkey....get it?....nevermind

 

[Chris1]

hahaha, u guys are hillarious, this thread is almost as funny as the bread one, lol,..!!

poor donkey though, what a disgraceful thing to do.

 

[Kristy_07]

This is so cruel and abuse at it's worst

Wanna bet?

Now THAT'S why we are at the top of the food chain!

 

[caustichumor]

Kristy If you cross the border into Cambodia, you can pay to shoot a cow with an RPG. Now that represents "Top of The Food Chain" like nothing else.....

 

[moosenoose]

I seriously can't work some people out...who the hell would want to do that to a poor cow?? Just goes to show what a backward bunch we still are.

 

[Kristy_07]

Thanks, caustichumor. I like my steak and all, but bovine warfare isn't really my style. I might go to Angkor Wat and the Mekong instead

More to the point, why wouldn't a dog want to go scuba diving? Or a donkey parasailing? :shock: Perhaps, they are the backward bunch.

 

[Sock Puppet]

Donkeys need resort style entertainment too. Like Contiki for donkeys. Condonkey.

 

[Kristy_07]

I prefer Donkiki