He Didn't Want To Leave Any Witnesses,

[Fuscus]

There is dumb, dumber but this guy is proof that breathing is an automatic response.
Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish Because He Didn't Want To Leave Any Witnesses, Cops Say

 

[MontePython]

ROFL.

These guys could be a prime candidate for the Darwin Awards in years to come.

 

[Gibblore]

So fish are snitches

 

[Luohanfan]

sounds like the fish were smarter than these crims

 

[LizardLady]

Oh brother... *face-palm*

Bring back the Wood-duck Awards I say!

So hope these nuts don't add to the gene-pool...!

 

[euphorion]

whack-a-fish anyone?