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just realised Chuck took his thread to deal with Americans wanting to export our natives
 
Who would ever do such an act? me if they didnt have chucks permission they had better go into hiding no I'd just give chuck a roundhouse kick off the forum haha
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek". He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you".
 
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He actually died 15 years ago it's just that death is too afraid to tell him
 
Chuck Norris could make it rain cats and dogs
Chuck Norris is actually a vegetarian, meaning he does not eat animals until he first puts them into a vegetative state with his fists

The real reason your not supposed to continue down a dead end is because Chuck Norris is waiting there
Normal guys can pee their name in the snow, Chick Norris can pee his name in magma
 
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i seen CHUCK NORRIS without his beard, he didn't have chin,just another fist...
 
Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land
 
[video=youtube;OZDoNbD6i8E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZDoNbD6i8E[/video]
[video=youtube;cEsG79OtoLs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEsG79OtoLs&NR=1[/video]
[video=youtube;TA_hMq-JUOE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE[/video]

CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!
[video=youtube;GQ-lQMUn0xw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ-lQMUn0xw[/video]
 
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... after 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died...
 
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