best mrs ever!!

[Fuscus]

hey all it's our wedding anniversary today and guess what i got as a pressie??!! i got a i owe u "1 reptile of your choice" card. anyone who loves me and my critters must be the best of all time!!!!! woo hoo

You're a lucky man! The conversation at my place goes something like
Me: Can I get a ...?
Her: No!

a few weeks later..

Her: How many do you have?
Me: X Herps*
Her: I thought you had Y** herps
Me: well (Brilliant reason why I got the new herps which she regards as a feeble excuse )
Her: THUP!
Me: Ambulance please


* X is the current number of herps
** Y is the number of herps at her last count. This is often less than X

 

[NightsMistress]

I got my partner 3 Bluey's, a hypo bredli and a bearded dragon and im still not appreciated :'(