My BHP just sharted on me and my bed

[TreeHugger]

Next time I am checking too see if he needs to go to the little boys room before I decide to take him out and onto my bed while Im watching TV.

I felt a wet patch... and it certainly wasnt from me... (had me wondering though... KIDDING)... and then it started to go everywhere... Through my quilt cover... Into my quilt... Through my cloths... He didn't stop before I got him back in his enclosure...

My room smells like snake poopies.

And so do I.

I had to share this before I took a shower....


TreeHugger OUT.

 

[Monitor_Keeper]

hahahaah classic

 

[Scleropages]

ew.

 

[JungleManSam]

hahahahaa thats classic.

 

[Jarden]

EWWWW EWWWWW YUK




Nah jokes ^_^

 

[PythonLegs]

Snake turd is the worst turd of all turds. Except old man turd. Thats worse.

 

[Wrightpython]

Teach him a lesson back one out in his enclosure.

 

[TreeHugger]

Hahahha. Back one out into his enclosure..... now thats classic.

I suppose im just grateful that he released the inner poo of his being and probably feels very satisfied now. Maybe he didnt like my bedding.. offensive to him? going to have to DISINFECT EVERYTHING.

I do however feel much better after his feces have been washed off me.

 

[atothej09]

Funny.
I'm sure we've all be shat on at some point. Snake shat that is...

 

[SteveNT]

Bhp's dont like to poo near their home. I reccomend a session on the lawn 2 days after a feed, ours lets rip in the first few minutes!
Then you're safe till the next feed

 

[Tristan]

oh my swcp has done similar last winter i had her out and she climbed into the sleeve of my jumper seemed safe and comfy next thing i know my arm feels a little wet and oh noes all smelly

 

[TreeHugger]

Bhp's dont like to poo near their home. I reccomend a session on the lawn 2 days after a feed, ours lets rip in the first few minutes!
Then you're safe till the next feed

Ahh see my novice shines through! Rookie error my friend, I will take him some lawn near my house as I have only pavement....

Was funny all the same!

oh my swcp has done similar last winter i had her out and she climbed into the sleeve of my jumper seemed safe and comfy next thing i know my arm feels a little wet and oh noes all smelly

Ah that's so funny! You didn't even have a buffer zone of clothing between to attempt to shield you of the full impact!