Reptile based pick up lines

[Jake007]

"just be careful my snake is a bit nippy to nite"

 

[Mighty_Moose]

Yeah, saying "Want to see my Childrens python?" 'seductively' generally doesn't go down too well :/ I have no idea why...

"Come back to my place and I'll show you my Smooth Knob...tailed geckos."
"Want to see my Bearded Dragon? He may look small now but once he puffs himself up he's pretty impressive "

Oh how wrong this is............

 

[Defective]

want a bite?

 

[mad_at_arms]

How about we go back to yours and then we can shed your levis?

Hi my name is Iguana iglesias.....

 

[user 16446]

Tell them you can manufacture your own diamonds.......

 

[MesseNoire]

I swear it's not a rash!!!
It's just scincoides.

 

[SteveNT]

Just for fun....

My line isnt working so I thought I'd ask for tips.

Im using "I keep herps" it just isnt working for me!

That's better than "I've got herps" lol

Is that a bhp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Mitchell1995]

I've got a 5kg diamond.....python

 

[Sissy]

Refer to previous " you want to stroke my python"

hmmmm, but be careful it might bite! lol... (jungle joke)

 

[elapid@]

my snake gets out of hand some times and needs a box to hide in