Bf mistakes enclosure for toilet.

[miss_mosher]

FURIOUS. So furious! So it's 1:40am and I'm up before I have to go to work in a few hours because the soon to be fixed, currently drunk boyfriend nearly wee'd on my new enclosures which I just finished a few days ago! He will experience the full wrath of a very, VERY angry lioness tomorrow.
Anyway, he ended weeing everywhere in the toilet - except the bowl. This is why people don't have kids, right?

 

[dintony]

My kids have never even wee'd everywhere... even when they were toilet training.

Does that happen often?

 

[Joey]

ummmm... how old is he, 12?

sounds like a good bloke..

 

[leamos]

sounds like a keeper

 

[Wild~Touch]

sounds like a keeper - NOT


Get rid of him or this will be your future life ... ugh !

 

[moosenoose]

I'd expect more from my kids. Way more.

 

[bimbo]

Train him like a dog and teach him to we outside at night, he can play urine sword fights to his hearts content with the lemon tree

 

[Jamesss]

rub his nose in it to reinforce that it's wrong.

 

[Ambush]

An ex Friend peed in my Kids dollhouse.
He cant handle the drink.

 

[disintegratus]

It might be a once off...
Regardless, I hope he has to clean it.
And unless you made new enclosures in the shape of a toilet, I'm surprised how he'd be able to confuse the two... unless your toilet is a large rectangular box maybe...?

 

[miss_mosher]

Well I got a few hours beauty sleep and now I'm seeing the funny side we've been together since we were fifteen so we've both had doozy drunk moments but I can't say I've ever tried to wee on his car part projects haha *images*
I tell ya what though, I would have KILLED him if he got my enclosures.

 

[Jay84]

Charming..... what a catch!

 

[miss_mosher]

Haha it's pretty funny now, he is usually quite charming and he's usually quite a good aim, perhaps he should stay away from the Jameson's next time haha!

It might be a once off...
Regardless, I hope he has to clean it.
And unless you made new enclosures in the shape of a toilet, I'm surprised how he'd be able to confuse the two... unless your toilet is a large rectangular box maybe...?

If old women can be supermodels when you're drunk, perhaps the side of an enclosure can be a toilet? Ah men...

 

[Tit4n]

Haha it's pretty funny now, he is usually quite charming and he's usually quite a good aim, perhaps he should stay away from the Jameson's next time haha!



If old women can be supermodels when you're drunk, perhaps the side of an enclosure can be a toilet? Ah men...

No, just your one "man".

 

[miss_mosher]

Ah thank god for that then...

 

[Justdragons]

lol i have a mate who we watched walk in to a walk in closet then bout 3 mins past back out, up the hall in to the spare room ( of his house ) few mins back out and then out the back to pee in a pot plant. lol friggen hilarious

 

[miss_mosher]

lol i have a mate who we watched walk in to a walk in closet then bout 3 mins past back out, up the hall in to the spare room ( of his house ) few mins back out and then out the back to pee in a pot plant. lol friggen hilarious

Hahaha classic! Sounds like my brother who was sleep walking one night when he stopped at the rubbish bin, then did a wee in it. Weirdo haha

 

[CrystalMoon]

People with a skin full of grog can do some pretty funny things..... I can forgive any behavior except a violent drunk, a bit of urine in an unusual vessel/spot isnt the end of the world I think seeing as your both so young your probably going to share a few embarrassing mile stones lol.... good on you for seeing the funny side

 

[NotoriouS]

My younger brother used to sleepwalk. He once walked to the top of the staircase and peed from the top into the lounge downstairs... (yes, sleepwalking - not drunk)
He spent 8 hours the next day cleaning EVERYTHING in the house top to bottom

 

[Snake-Supplies]

wee on him...