About as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.

[Endeavour]

About as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike. I love sayings like this as they can sum up a situation or person in just a short sentence. Does anyone else have any good sayings they would like to share, clean ones only please guys.


Kindest regards


Endeavour

 

[Sezzzzzzzzz]

wouldnt give him a fart in a box....

 

[Coppersimon]

As useful and udders on a bull or
as useful as fly screens on a submarine.

 

[Stuart]

I have several, but they are highly inappropriate for a public forum (Darn the armed forces)

Although I do enjoy calling people "divots". Most take time to look this up in a dictionary.

 

[Gonemad]

Udders on a bull means fertility but I use that saying heaps too!
what's good for the goose, is good for the gander.

 

[White Wolf]

As much use, as a chocolate Tea pot.

 

[thomasssss]

"dont piss in my pocket and tell me its raining " thats one i heard alot in my teenage years

 

[Sleazy.P.Martini]

Funny as a fart in a space suit.

 

[dangles]

Can't educate idiots

 

[Rach85]

As ugly as a box full of hammers, Or as ugly as a bashed in dunny door.
As useful as a mint-flavoured suppository

 

[steampunk]

As awkward as a dog humping a cricket ball

 

[Endeavour]

As awkward as a dog humping a cricket ball

You just made that one up.


Kindest regards


Endeavour

 

[Bluetonguesblack]

She bangs like a poohouse (toilet) door on a windy night. He`s about as usefull as a poocarters horse.

 

[mad_at_arms]

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

 

[smileysnake]

my dad always used to tell me this when growing up..."the devil finds work for idle hands"...so as a consequence i hate being bored and i am always looking for something to do.....p.s glad i found this forum its keeps me busy reading.....

 

[AirCooled]

As useful as a pair of shoes to a snake,You must be the world's only living brain donor,Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery,Lower than a snake's armpit....

 

[Nighthawk]

Heard this once and it cracked me up - about as much use as a technicoloured ballistic nuclear-powered intergalactic rubber duck.

 

[thomasssss]

"show me your friends and ill tell you who you are" , " he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag "

 

[smileysnake]

he could talk under water with a mouth full of marbles..p.s one of my kids is like this lol....

 

[Naddy]

Stands out like balls on a dog