My best mate has a horrible reputation as a gangsta rapper (white kiwi dunce
) so I HAD to dig this up to share:
The names sneaky slither N i got something to say,
Pinkie mice, Fuzzy mice, they all taste the same.
Curled up in my Hide with a heat mat you’re too kind.
My owner knows his stuff, this gangstas reppin’ my kind.
I got a mate in a tank in the other room,
"OI Beardy D! you wanna say something soon?
I’m getting agitated and you’re making me cranky,
now go talk to Beardy before i get snappy.
Yo! Im Beardy D
My temprature is just right, one’o’five degress Fahrenheit.
Chillin under my light, Mmm makin my skin so bright.
bobbin my head up n down, my owner thinks I’m the ****e!
All my baby bearded dragons are stampin their feet,
runnin around like clowns, its like they been takin seeds.
you gotta watch these little ones, they like to go crazy.
runnin into the glass they still think its amazing.
Hey! over there! I’m a Gecko on the roof,
would you shut your trap before I jump. you sound like a goof!
im tryna catch myself a meal here,
a nice juicy fly and maybe steal a few of your sides,
your owner leaves the cricket box open..
they are there for the taking..
silly man was bragging about the money he was saving.
