A joke for Afrofish-gentleman

[Pinkie]

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

 

[africancichlidau]

Your Nizzle, my dear Pinkie, is obviously well shizzled!

 

[Greebo]

I hope this doesn't start an avalanche as there are heaps of variations on this one...

What do you call a guy with a rabbit on his head?

Warren

 

[luke]

bald?

 

[Bendragon]

What do you call a man standing next to a hole with a shovel in his hand ?
Doug
What do you call a man standing a shovel in his hand and no hole ?
Douglas

 

[Greebo]

Yep, that's what I was refering to.

 

[africancichlidau]

you got your wish Greebs, It's all your fault!!

 

[Greebo]

I might as well join in then.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying at your door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.

 

[Simon_Archibald]

(Q) What do you call a dear with no eyes?
(A) No idea

(Q) What do you call a dear with no eyes or legs
(A) Still no idea

(Q) What's red and looks like a bucket?
(A) A red bucket

...etc...etc...

S. Archibald

 

[rodentrancher]

HaHaHa! ROFL!

 

[Miss_Magickal]

you guys crack me up.................I think I was telling these jokes 20 years ago............OMG.................that really makes me feel old

 

[NoOne]

what do you call a man walking through leaves?

Russell.

 

[BROWNS]

I've got a mate i call Russell in the bushes...haaaaa

What's black and red and sits in a tree?

 

[AGAMIDAE]

what do you call a man in the pool with no legs or arms....Bob

 

[instar]

what do you call a man with a gun?................."Sir" !!!