Homer you so crazy

[jimmy_the_kid]

ah,sweet pitty where would my love life be with out it

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

marge it takes 2 to lie one to lie and one to listen

thats it u people have stood in my way long enough im going to clown collage

i am so smart i am so smart s-m-r-t i mean s-m-a-r-t

simpson homer simpson he's the smartest guy in history, form the town of spring feild he's about to hit a chestnut tree

whats the point of going out when ur just gunna end up back here anyway

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

lol and heres a good on

they have the internet on computers now

 

[keelow]

I have to go to bed, but i shall return to this thread tomorrow, but i'll leave you with this....

Marge i want you to keep an eye on that weird looking kid down there...

You mean Bart?

Yeah.... 'BART'

 

[africancichlidau]

i am so smart i am so smart s-m-r-t i mean s-m-a-r-t

MY GOD! It was worth reading this thread to see jimmy use not one, but SEVEN hyphens!! Jimmy, that is punctuation !!!!!!!

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

damn u and ur trickery u tricker tricky guy afrofishthingy

 

[africancichlidau]

Afro bows to the crowd Roflmbao

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

damn u and ur trickery u tricker tricky guy afrofishthingy

see im still as stupid as before lol

 

[Guest]

"hey ralph, how are the berries"

"they taste like burnies!!"

 

[Fuscus]

"Who would have thought a nuclear power plant would be so complcated"

and (while not homerisms)
Burns : What do you think, smithers?
Smithers : I think women and seamen don't mix"

 

[ackie]

santas little helper is running after george bush and homer sez "looks like hes barking up the wrong bush", laughs, then thinks "homer, that was the smartest thing u have ever sed and no one was around to here it"..."DOH"

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

Hey baby welcome to dumpsville population you.

 

[Dicco]

"Whats my pin code Smithers?"
"It's your age sir"
Beep, beep..beep.........beep

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

smithers dosnt know the meaning of the word gay

 

[Greebo]

Homer-" I never apologise for anything...I'm sorry, that's just the way I am."

Ralph- " My cat's breath smells like catfood!"

Homer- " Snakes, natures quitters."

 

[NoOne]

Homer: Lisa in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

 

[NoOne]

Homer drunk: i said blue M&M green M&M they all wind up the same color in the end.

Homer: Dad your a very old man now and old people are useless.

Lisa: there must something else i can recycle around here....Homer drunk: why don't you try the old folks home....they practically live in their own filth.

Homer: i like pizza, i like bagels, i like egg plant....i would even eat a baby deer la la la la laaa la la....see that baby deer on the lawn.

 

[NoOne]

Flanders: Son of a diddly.

 

[NoOne]

Duff man: OH YEAH! .........Duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem....OH YEAH!

 

[westhamsc]

duff man: duff man can't breath oh no