Mathematical viewpoint on hard work !

[Moreliaman]

Someone sent me this & i thought it was quite funny, so i thought i'd see if anyone else did...... :?


The Mathematical viewpoint goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull$hit and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top.

 

[dee4]

I can say that there is some people on here that give a good 103% :lol:

 

[Livewire]

Lol, your right very funny and interesting at the same time. :lol:

 

[Livewire]

I can say that there is some people on here that give a good 103%

Totally agree Dee4.

 

[soulweaver]

i always aim for 103%

 

[peterescue]

your right there Dee, 75% of the previous posters gave 103% and they are all in Victoria.

 

[soulweaver]

other then the fact i have the word victorian in my sig, and have made it known that i am apart of the v.h.s, what gives you the idea i am victorian? my location under avatar doesn't state this!

 

[peterescue]

Im a moderator. I also have read most of your posts where you constantly mention where you live.

 

[soulweaver]

AHHH the big bad moderator, and when did i say i live in vic?

 

[instar]

The sigs a bit of a give away Luke