New Australian Anthem!!

[NinaPeas]

THE NEW AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

Australians all let us rejoice
The weekend now is near
We've worked all bloody week for this
Dear God let's get a beer.

Our desks abound in paperwork
Our hands are stained with ink
In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
Advance to Friday drinks!!

With joyful strains, destroy our brains
Advance to Friday drinks.

Beneath our radiant locals sign
We toil with glass in hand
To be the one to skull the most
Fall down, or lose your pants.

Tequila shots, we'll take the lot
That guy behind us stinks.
Beer goggles on, it's time to run
Go home from Friday drinks.

Spew rumbo stains and vodka trains
I'm done with Friday drinks!!!

 

[da_donkey]

Its only Thursday, dont get my hopes up. :lol:

 

[Reptilegirl]

hehehe good one..

 

[munkee]

It's Friday for me today!! horray for RDOs!!!

 

[NinaPeas]

I want an RDO, that's not fair! still, follow that anthem, and thurday will be friday, because you will have to take friday off because of a hangover

 

[Fuscus]

Good one Nina, makes more sense that the offical one.

 

[herptrader]

I have have not been able to get the tune of the national anthem out of my head for about a week now. I put this down to the number of gold medals we have received in the commonwealth games.

If I cannot get the tune out of my head I might as well try to incorporate a new set of words.

They only play the first verse of the national anthem which is a pity. The second verse has a clear message for the current government and its immigration policies that I think they are missing.

 

[NinaPeas]

just print it out, so when they play it again, you can sing loud and proud!!

 

[Gerry]

AMEN!!!

 

[NaughtyByNature]

I like that and I agree BRING on Friday

 

[moosenoose]

I've got today and Friday off! I'm having a reeeeeeeeeeal long weekend! (ps: I have beer, in hand!). Nice anthem by the way, I bet no true Aussie would have trouble remembering those words lol

 

[pythonkisses]

its printed out and up on wall hehehehehe love it should send to local paper hehehehehe

 

[crutch2]

welldone neena good one

 

[TrueBlue]

classic

 

[taurus]

australians all let us recoil
for we have no idea
we go to war for wealth and oil
our home is girt by fear
our land abouds in roling rifs
dividing rich and poor
in historys page this is the age of fair justice ignoerd

sorry jus sprug to mind

 

[Retic]

Well that was a good conversation killer.

 

[Rennie]

I wish I could have Friday drinks :cry:
I'm stilll at work, I get Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday off instead.