When your screen saver is a pic of your python eating,
When you are eager to walk the dogs after a storm to see what branches have blown down,
When you sit at the diner table, virtually eating in the dark because the dining room light lessens the chance of your snakes from coming out of their hide boxes,
When you try to explain to non-herp people that pythons have spurs or small remenants of legs,
When you have more photos of your snakes then family on your hard drive,
When a run over blue tongue causes you more sorrow then a dead bird or a squashed cat,
When you boast about the size of your snake more then the size of you old fella,
When you can quote the exact length of your snake, to the cm but can only guess the height of your children,
When the passing of Steve Irwin still leaves you with sadness and sorrow after almost a month since the day,
When snakes sheds, (skins) are a feature of your decore,
When you sit in front of your enclosure to eat your breakfast and then put your bowl in the sink and it is lunchtime, lol
and there are many more!!
Davo