This is one of Moosenooses but I thought it needed a re run because I liked it so much.
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and say he's sending a friend over to have a look at horse.
His buddy asks,"How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nithe lookin horth. Can I thee her ehth?"
So the guy picks up the modget and he gives the horses eye's the once over.
"Nithe eyeth, can I thee here earthz?"
So he picks up the little fella again, and shows him the horses ears.
"Nithe earthz, can I thee her mouth?"
The rancher is getting pretty peed off by this point, but he picks him again and shows him the horses mouth.
"Nithe mouth, can i thee her twat?"
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under the arms and rams the midget''s head as far as he could up the midgets twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets to his feet, coughing and spluttering.
"Perhaps I should rephrase that, Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit?"