geckodan
Very Well-Known Member
Three midgets at the circus are discussing boring circus life.
"I've had a gutful of this. I'm going to The Guinness Book of Records office
in London to get my hands checked. I'm sure my hands are smaller than the
guys in the book. If I can have it recorded I've got the worlds smallest
hands, it will open a whole new realm of opportunity and I can kiss this
life goodbye!!"
"Well, I'm coming with you" said midget #2. "Look at these feet. Size 0.5!!.
Surely I have the smallest feet in the world."
Midget #3 sheepishly say's "Well you've all seen me in the shower. I would
have to have the smallest equipment in the world, I'm coming with you"
So off to London go our 3 intrepid midgets.
Midget #1 enters the office and emerges an hour later with a huge smile on
his face.
The other 2 midgets excitedly ask what happened and Midget #1 proudly tells
them it's official, he has the worlds smallest hands and he will be in the
next edition.
Midget #2 enters and again, an hour later emerges, grin from ear to ear "I'm
in, smallest feet in the world"
Midget #3 say's "Wish me luck" and enters the office.
After an hour he emerges with the saddest face you could imagine. Instantly
the other 2 midgets know that their friend has been unsuccessful. "Well, no
luck hey?"
Midget #3 shakes his head forlornly and mutters "Who the hell is Sdaji ???"
"I've had a gutful of this. I'm going to The Guinness Book of Records office
in London to get my hands checked. I'm sure my hands are smaller than the
guys in the book. If I can have it recorded I've got the worlds smallest
hands, it will open a whole new realm of opportunity and I can kiss this
life goodbye!!"
"Well, I'm coming with you" said midget #2. "Look at these feet. Size 0.5!!.
Surely I have the smallest feet in the world."
Midget #3 sheepishly say's "Well you've all seen me in the shower. I would
have to have the smallest equipment in the world, I'm coming with you"
So off to London go our 3 intrepid midgets.
Midget #1 enters the office and emerges an hour later with a huge smile on
his face.
The other 2 midgets excitedly ask what happened and Midget #1 proudly tells
them it's official, he has the worlds smallest hands and he will be in the
next edition.
Midget #2 enters and again, an hour later emerges, grin from ear to ear "I'm
in, smallest feet in the world"
Midget #3 say's "Wish me luck" and enters the office.
After an hour he emerges with the saddest face you could imagine. Instantly
the other 2 midgets know that their friend has been unsuccessful. "Well, no
luck hey?"
Midget #3 shakes his head forlornly and mutters "Who the hell is Sdaji ???"
