Freaky. Ooooly Ooooly Ooooly
" And Then I Saw It's Face...and Now Im A Believer....no Sorry, Now Im Soiled For Life."
Its True Its All True. Im An Alien. How Did You Find Out. I Was Abducted 1 Time When I Was Ten. They Tested Me And Poked Me And Probed Me. Ive Got This Chip In My Head And My Heart And My Downstairs. And At Night They All Buzz For 1 Minute. They Are Keeping A Tab On Me. They Take Me Up There 1 Time Every 2 Years To Makesure All Is Well. They Look Like A Human To Start With. Then When We Get Into The Spaceship They Change To There Normal Form. They Are Krakens. Giant Squid Like Creatures That Have Lost Of Hands. Its Filthy But Im Used To It. Anyway They Put Me In A Deep Sleep And I Can Do What Ever I Want In The Sleep. Its Quite Fun.
The Aliens Arent That Smart Overall. They Just No How To Build Stuff. When They Where Doing Tests To Start With They Where Measuring My Weight And All And They Measured Each Individual Limb. They Where Like 9+9+18+18=67. Stupid Things They Are But They Managed To Turn Me Into 1 Of Them
I Believe In Other Life Forms. Ghosts And Aliens And All Of The Above.
Its All Different For Everybody. Everyone Is Sort Of In There On Parallel Time Frame Where Different Things Happen.
There Is No Need To Be Scared Of My Or The Rest Of My Kind.
"we Come In Piece After We Kill You All" Mwahaha
"kill All Humans, Kill All Humans"
Jmo
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Matt... The Alien You Didnt Know Existed Until Now