indicus
Very Well-Known Member
Wow; i really do get some odd PM's.....
What about yourself ???
How do i answer this?....hehehe
Sorry mate; you really do crack me up.... :lol:
greetings & salutations tree !
what i really dig are geckos, are there any kind of gecko that are easy to keep as a pet or are they tough to look after? also, do any kind of geckos like to be handled or are they all sensitive & secretive?
also is it possible for me to train attack snakes & have them patrol my kingdom? its more of a unit than a kingdom but im contemplating having some barrels of boiling oil on hand in case of an uprising. cant trust filthy foreigners, all bad eggs. especially the ones that cover their faces, they're hiding something, i dont know, maybe they're covered in warts or something, who cares. one day i'll write a book called "warty masked foreigners, the true story". i can put a hot babe on the cover, people will buy it no matter whats inside, i'll hire some 12 year old to write it or i'll send a note home to his mum. then i'll kick him in the ass & tell him to actually try next time. run the spellchecker over it & send it off to print, along with a foto of a ditzy blonde with a mask over her bazooka's.
anyhow back to the subject, can the attack snakes be fitted with helmets or any kind of weapon? like frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads or something, or can they be trained to spit acid?
anyhow thanks for the reply, im cautious about getting one of these as a pet cos i know they'll involve commitment to look after. im looking for a pet with personality, that i can take out & handle etc. i dont want something that just sits behind the glass, i may as well just buy a fake one & tell visitors that he stays really still in order to avoid danger, and also cos he's made of plastic
commandar lieutenant @#$#@!@#@**%
What about yourself ???
How do i answer this?....hehehe
Sorry mate; you really do crack me up.... :lol:
greetings & salutations tree !
what i really dig are geckos, are there any kind of gecko that are easy to keep as a pet or are they tough to look after? also, do any kind of geckos like to be handled or are they all sensitive & secretive?
also is it possible for me to train attack snakes & have them patrol my kingdom? its more of a unit than a kingdom but im contemplating having some barrels of boiling oil on hand in case of an uprising. cant trust filthy foreigners, all bad eggs. especially the ones that cover their faces, they're hiding something, i dont know, maybe they're covered in warts or something, who cares. one day i'll write a book called "warty masked foreigners, the true story". i can put a hot babe on the cover, people will buy it no matter whats inside, i'll hire some 12 year old to write it or i'll send a note home to his mum. then i'll kick him in the ass & tell him to actually try next time. run the spellchecker over it & send it off to print, along with a foto of a ditzy blonde with a mask over her bazooka's.
anyhow back to the subject, can the attack snakes be fitted with helmets or any kind of weapon? like frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads or something, or can they be trained to spit acid?
anyhow thanks for the reply, im cautious about getting one of these as a pet cos i know they'll involve commitment to look after. im looking for a pet with personality, that i can take out & handle etc. i dont want something that just sits behind the glass, i may as well just buy a fake one & tell visitors that he stays really still in order to avoid danger, and also cos he's made of plastic
commandar lieutenant @#$#@!@#@**%