BAD Friday joke!!

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  1. Dipcdame

    Dipcdame Very Well-Known Member

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    Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Johnny's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
    The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise,
    "For crying out loud, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!"
     
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    correction, THIS is a bad friday joke
    Friday
     
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    I have seen this so many times on here and luckily I'm
    Not suicidal


    Cheers Brenton
     
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    Hahahahaha I'm downloading the movie now. I think a little bit of wee came out


    Cheers Brenton
     
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    There's something that can be done about lol...
     

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    Who is Kony's favourite rapper?




    Soulja boy. :)
     
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    haha, at the bit where she's talking about where god touched her with his golden axe?!
     
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    The whole movie had me in hysterics.


    Cheers Brenton
     
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