Body of lizard found in chicken egg

[$NaKe PiMp]

fancy crawling up a chickens bum looking for food

 

[Dragontamer]

not sure if this is possible but what if it laid the egg on the gecko? how long does it take the shell to go hard?

 

[spongebob]

I've obviously been using the wrong hides for my geckos.

 

[channi]

Maybe chickens coined the phrase "What crawled up your butt?"

Word, LMAO.

 

[slim6y]

Word, LMAO.

I don't think the chicken was LIAO instead it was GCUA!!!

 

[bug_collector]

as far as i know, (probably not too far) geckos dont eat egg?????? and even if the gecko was just looking for a warm place....... if a chicken felt something crawling up its *** wouldnt it move or something?

 

[xycom]

Maybe that evil kid Sid from Toy Story had something to do with it?

Per

 

[snakecharma]

well finally i know why the chicken crossed the road

there was a gecko trying to get up its bum lol

 

[Jen]

not sure if this is possible but what if it laid the egg on the gecko? how long does it take the shell to go hard?

chicken eggs are usually laid alraedy hard - though sometimes eggs are laid with only the membrane - no shell.

Honestly people, can't you see whats has happened here? Its obviously a new species of gecko that 'cuckoos' its eggs into a chickens nest so that the chicken will incubate it