been a few threads before but feel like a fresh one, share your best "i know a guy" stories. keep them short blunt and hilarious. heres mine. had a guy post on one of my facebook pics of my carpet saying, "awesome snake, i know a guy trying to sell a boa constrictor for $200 cause it wont eat and he wants to get an olive would you be interested? " i had little chuckle then went to town explaining how wrong he or his friend was and that he had been servilely trolled.