you were supposed to send some books to the president of the U.K but you got them mixed up with your reptile magazines and then a flying banana flew over the moon while they were getting sent and then a red cow ate the banana. Then your magazines arrived to president and he was like all, ' what the **** '. but suddenly he liked reptiles so he bought some pencils and drew a picture of a car, so he kept the magazines. Then he went out and bought a pigeon and named it ' pigeon ' then he fed it to his picture of a car ( which did not end well ). then he called you to see where his real books were but he dialed the wrong number and called some librarian in india, she had no idea what he was talking bout so she sent the president a book about pants. Then someone got ran over by a car back here in australia. when the president got his pants books he was ecstatic so he went and bought a coffee. Then he ate a table for no reason, so he decided to send your magazines back. but at that moment he wanted to go to the pool. after the pool he bought an ice cream, then he flew over to antarctica to take some pictures of a polar bear. then he lost his pants, so he got his pants book the librarian sent him and decided to make his own pants out of the book which turned into pants. then he flew to australia to come and find you but he went skydiving first, then he gave the magazines back to your next door neighbour by mistake, which means your next door neighbour has them !!!!

( is that random enough )