Man with condom on found bitten to death by snake

[pythonmum]

He knew that picking cobras up was dangerous so he decided to use protection.

Magpie wins the best explanation!

 

[Tim.Arm]

Thats wierd.

 

[pythoness]

My theory, this poor guy, had been pre-prepared for a date that hadn't gone the way he'd hoped.
After a chilly goodnight to his date, and still over prepared, he drives out to be alone, he stops to think, and needs a "motion", so goes to squat. (sometimes ya just gotta go).
He bends down for a number 2 and an unseen cobra is disturbed, or disturded (lol) and bites this guy on the leg as he arises from his biz. Knowing he was doomed he took his killer with him.
I would assume at this point he was a little preocupied with dying to remember how embarising he would look when found with an un-used condom on from a failed race for home base,. Poor bugger.

Why, what were your filthy minds thinking ??? :O:O

 

[Dipcdame]

What the.....???????????

 

[mebebrian]

Maybe snakes do carry STD's? Maybe the lady snake was offended by him wearing protection cause she aint that kinda snake...

 

[krissy78]

haha "bite me i bite ya back! then rape you"
por snake

amusing ( but this is a family site plz remember to keep it clean )

 

[notechistiger]

Well, I think kids would be tipped off (or parents) by the "condom" in the title. And honestly, if they don't know what a condom is, then they're not going to know what rape is.

 

[alex_c]

maybe hes like one of those weirdos that deliberately seeks out STD's as part of their fetish (yes people like that do exist). but in this instance he tries to have his way with a snake and gets envenomated. :?

 

[Earthling]

My first thought was foul play...a definet set up. An ingenious way to remove a guys credibility whilst getting him totally out of the way. A gun pointed at his head and threats to loved ones would grab his attention. Then its a matter of getting him to put a condom on, bite the snake and then hold him down whilst he gets bitten. Too easy really.

 

[john121]

What eva floats ya boat.... hahahahaha lol

 

[Earthling]

Or alternatively he is seduced into a car to have sex with a prostitute etc and as he puts the condom on, she gets a snake out and throws at his crutch area, hence bites to the leg. Then when the venom is taking affect the prostitute picks up the snake (doubly thick welding gloves)and thrusts it into his gob as some sort of extra 'thrill' of pay back for the prostitute. He bites down...and gets bitten on the cheek.

 

[caustichumor]

That's why I only keep pythons....... safety first......

 

[dragon lady]

Earthling...h still got what he deserved then... hope they had a proper funeral for the Cobra!

 

[Earthling]

Earthling...h still got what he deserved then... hope they had a proper funeral for the Cobra!

How? I dont understand.

 

[dragon lady]

darstedly deeds.....KARMA!!!

poor snake!