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  1. redbellybite

    redbellybite Almost Legendary

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    UCLA STUDY (VERY INTERESTING & SHORT)

    A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the
    kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she
    is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted
    to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating,
    or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his
    mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire..
    No further studies are expected.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:...
     
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    Dragonwolf Well-Known Member

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    Sadly.....I can identify with that :shock::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    ahahahah!
    that is so true :p
     
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    lol, so its not me!!


    Will
     
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    I disguise myself as a piece of furniture.... I find that helps! :D :p
     
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    I just stay the hell out of her way a week either side, and hide all the knives, which leaves me about 10 days each month to not live in fear of spontaneous and unjustified violent and irrational acts.
     
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    probably wise to do so weezer and moose ;)
     
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    Snake_Whisperer Very Well-Known Member

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    Lol, that's where I went wrong! This explains all my previously unexplained stab wounds. Thanks for the heads up Weez!
     
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    redbellybite Almost Legendary

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    Bahhhhhh ha ha ha ha
     
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    Lol what really happens is that you do something really mean or annoying and then we get a lil angry or upset and then you say "is it that time of the month again?" and then comes the desire to stab
     
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    i am pretty sure my wife just wants to stab me all the time
     
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    AWWWW GIRLLLLLLLLL you hit that right on the head there ;)
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    LOL! Yes Right on the head, I see red when they say that.
    Though I swing so much I should come with a warning label :D
    Just give me a diversion (or a cold shower) and it's all good though...
    Short attention span and all :p
     
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    I bury myself in the backyard with a straw to breath from, I found they won't bother to dig you up and beat on you if you bury yourself really deep, about 6 feet down usually works, but the trick is to make sure they don't plug your straw....
     
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    i think i fall under the second catagory....
     
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    Darling- is that you ?

    I was only joking baby- just showing off....




    please don't make me sit outside again.
     
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    Weezer Suspended Banned

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    I ALWAYS sugeest a nice cold shower- but she tells me to get out and stop playing with it and leave her alone in there

    ;) Story of my life: always trying to unblock the figurative straw

    hahhhahha now THAT is funny man

    hey, us bro's gotta stick together. I am just amazed you are lucky enough to get to sleep inside.
     
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