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Published: 11-Jun-08 08:01 AM
Source: The Cairns Post via NEWS.com.au

A MAN bitten on the penis by a deadly snake has told how he used a cold rum can to ease the pain as he rang his mum to say goodbye.

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How do you explain that one to your mum? I think I'd just roll up under a rock in the fetal position and die quietly without so much as a sound :)
 
i saw this when my brother was watching a current affair.
what kind of an idiot doesnt see a brown snake about to bite his penis? :p
 
Guy gets bitten on penis.

Asks his mate to call his mother who is a doctor to see if anything can be done.

Mate calls his mother and she says the only way he is going to live is if the poison is sucked out.

His mate hangs up the phone and the guy asks "what did she say?"

His mate says to him "She says you're going to die."
 
Guy gets bitten on penis.

Asks his mate to call his mother who is a doctor to see if anything can be done.

Mate calls his mother and she says the only way he is going to live is if the poison is sucked out.

His mate hangs up the phone and the guy asks "what did she say?"

His mate says to him "She says you're going to die."

Yep.
Wouldn't you call the ambo first??
 
Why can't guys just hold on? Stupid things like this never happen to women! I know, I know... women dont have penises (is penises plura for penis?) but you know what I mean....
 
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