Snake humour

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  1. pinefamily

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    I was out in the bush looking for snakes last year. As I was walking I heard a tiny voice..'four plus five equals nine'. A little further on I heard another..'six plus seven equals thirteen'. On closer examination I discovered the culprits were snakes. Clearly, those snakes were adders!
    I revisited the site a few months later, and heard another voice..'three times three equals nine', and then another, 'five times four equals twenty. I found the snakes again but there was even more of them. Obviously those adders have started to multiply!

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    That is so bad that it is good!
     
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    Be careful next time, if they keep evolving they may bite you for money
     
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    So droll but made me laugh a little
     
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    They should describe a new species for these "multipliers". Don't let "He who shall not be named" see this thread.
     
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    Love it lmao
     
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    I wonder if the snake enjoys being scratched?
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    You see some funny things on Gumtree. I have seen multiple people advertise snakes that 'shred well' or is a 'good shredder'.
     
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    What the heck is a snake scratcher?!?
     
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    A hook i assume.
     
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    Good one yeah yeah
     

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