kawasakirider
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Rolled a car multiple times and hit a tree, which stopped us going off a cliff.
Hit a tree head on at 120 in another car.
Took out a sign post in a 40 zone at about 85 sideways.
I wasn't the driver in any of those 3 accidents, each time the driver was trying to drift, lol.
Outran the cops on the highway when I first got my licence (smartened up a lot, now).
Jumped a motocross bike over 150 feet.
Had my bike land on me from over 20 feet up.
Jumped and FLAT LANDED an XR 80 higher than a house (those who know about motocross bikes will know any bike, let alone an XR80 with horrible suspension is a death wish to flat land from that height).
Been chased by a car full of armed drug dealers (I saw one of them alone in a car and he smacked a puppy, I went off at him so he got his "boiz" to wait outside the cinema, then it was on lol. I'll admit it, I ran
).
Watched someone get thrown through a wall whilst doing a bit of private debt collecting.
Disarmed someone with a knife.
Tackled someone with a gun (later found out it was a replica, but he burst into a room full of people at a party and it looked real, lol).
Been a passanger in a VS commodore wagon at 195 clicks in a 60 zone going up sharp hills, airborne with less than a car width between each side of the road and a bunch of trees.
Overtaken a car on my dirt bike at about 110 on a small bush road that was signed at 50, car was coming in the other direction and my bottom end siezed, locking my back tyre so I was sliding at over 100 straight into a car, managed to go between them crossed up. Had to tow the bike home -.-
Rebuilt the bike completely a few times.
Done engine conversions on cars.
Camped in a tropical cyclone on the side of a flooding river with no way to get back home with the boys, we nearly drowned trying to cross the river with a swag each.
Nearly been bitten by a brown or taipan that was bigger than me (probably a walk in the park for a lot of you, but it scared me, haha).
Chased a bloke with a machete because he attacked a mate of mine with a metal pole (cops ended up intervening).
Snapped 3 bones in my hand clean in half, was awake for the operation when they removed the pin that was in one bone (the other was titanium plated and one was left to heal on its own).
Nearly died from an extremely bad case glandular fever, lost the hearing in my right ear as a result of that.
Lived with my Mrs for 3 years, quite an accomplishment for people my age.
Sold cars to get my dogs treatment at the vet.
I've got more stories that will probably come to me later.
Been asked to model for a few companies.
Nothing too special, SteveNT's stories sound awesome. If you posted up all the animal attacks in detail, I'd be keen to read them, mate.
Hit a tree head on at 120 in another car.
Took out a sign post in a 40 zone at about 85 sideways.
I wasn't the driver in any of those 3 accidents, each time the driver was trying to drift, lol.
Outran the cops on the highway when I first got my licence (smartened up a lot, now).
Jumped a motocross bike over 150 feet.
Had my bike land on me from over 20 feet up.
Jumped and FLAT LANDED an XR 80 higher than a house (those who know about motocross bikes will know any bike, let alone an XR80 with horrible suspension is a death wish to flat land from that height).
Been chased by a car full of armed drug dealers (I saw one of them alone in a car and he smacked a puppy, I went off at him so he got his "boiz" to wait outside the cinema, then it was on lol. I'll admit it, I ran
).Watched someone get thrown through a wall whilst doing a bit of private debt collecting.
Disarmed someone with a knife.
Tackled someone with a gun (later found out it was a replica, but he burst into a room full of people at a party and it looked real, lol).
Been a passanger in a VS commodore wagon at 195 clicks in a 60 zone going up sharp hills, airborne with less than a car width between each side of the road and a bunch of trees.
Overtaken a car on my dirt bike at about 110 on a small bush road that was signed at 50, car was coming in the other direction and my bottom end siezed, locking my back tyre so I was sliding at over 100 straight into a car, managed to go between them crossed up. Had to tow the bike home -.-
Rebuilt the bike completely a few times.
Done engine conversions on cars.
Camped in a tropical cyclone on the side of a flooding river with no way to get back home with the boys, we nearly drowned trying to cross the river with a swag each.
Nearly been bitten by a brown or taipan that was bigger than me (probably a walk in the park for a lot of you, but it scared me, haha).
Chased a bloke with a machete because he attacked a mate of mine with a metal pole (cops ended up intervening).
Snapped 3 bones in my hand clean in half, was awake for the operation when they removed the pin that was in one bone (the other was titanium plated and one was left to heal on its own).
Nearly died from an extremely bad case glandular fever, lost the hearing in my right ear as a result of that.
Lived with my Mrs for 3 years, quite an accomplishment for people my age.
Sold cars to get my dogs treatment at the vet.
I've got more stories that will probably come to me later.
Been asked to model for a few companies.
Nothing too special, SteveNT's stories sound awesome. If you posted up all the animal attacks in detail, I'd be keen to read them, mate.
