Anchorman The Movie!

[Ashleigh:]]

Hey guys,
Just wondering if anyone here has seen the movie anchorman?
Whitey I know you have.

Its the best movie ever!
I found this great site with all of the funny lines from the movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes
Post some of your favourites!




Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it.

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Brian Fantana: That was some crazy party. I am hungover.
Champ Kind: Tell me about. I mean I woke up and I **** a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. And the hell of it is- the damn thing's still alive. So now I got this ****-covered squirrel sittin' down in the office. Don't know what to name it.
Brick Tamland: Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.



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Brick Tamland: Mm. I just burned my tongue.


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Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see is we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]





Probaly sounds stupid to the people that havent seen it. But yer. Its the best ever.

 

[MrBredli]

"I love lamp."

 

[Ashleigh:]]

Hahaha, that bits so funny.

And I would liek to send you an invitation the the pants party...
The party in.. my.. pants.. lol

And when baxter gets kicked over the bridge.

Oh im so goign to watch that movie again tomorrow!

 

[whiteyluvsrum]

i thought we were in the tree of trust?

 

[whiteyluvsrum]

oh, that was old school!

 

[PremierPythons]

Look Ron I'm riding a furry tractor...

 

[whiteyluvsrum]

sex panther!

 

[cris]

I thought i was bad i only saw it a few months back. Best movie ever apart from other good ones.
Goin to watch it now.

 

[jordo]

Yeah its good for a laugh.
"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. "
"Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name? "
"Where'd you get those clothes from, the toilet store? "
:lol:

 

[AnteUp]

So hot.. Milk was a bad choice.

I immediately regret this decision.

 

[Bryony]

Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
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Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right. I'm all right.

 

[kelly]

ahahaha Anchorman is my faaaaavourite movie!
I have it on dvd, I swear I can watch it over and over again and never get sick of it
I love Will Ferrel

 

[dellywatts]

I love that movie...
Ron: You're a dirty pirate hooker.
Veronica: You look like a blueberry.
Ron: Why don't you go back to your home on ***** island?

 

[Hsut77]

Brick, where did you get a hand grenade.......

I don't know...........................

 

[kelly]

Brick: I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron: I saw that...Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

 

[Hsut77]

Ron, Ron where are you?

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

 

[dellywatts]

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. Straight in the baby maker.