Flying chairs, a mistreated toaster and a really fancy airfryer!

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Sdaji

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Lol reading all this really does make me giggle

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In great frustration I'm throwing chairs around the room and sexually assaulting the toaster after seeing I missed not only the pornhub references but also the whatnot :(
 

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Lol reading all this really does make me giggle

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The funniest part for me is how PALM says "Purvisi rarely present on licence and aren't present in the captive hobby, that's why they've not been included on any species list"

Ohhhhh yeahhh.... not present at all... bunch of f-tards couldn't run a bath.
 

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In great frustration I'm throwing chairs around the room and sexually assaulting the toaster after seeing I missed not only the pornhub references but also the whatnot :(
Hahah yea i know!!


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In great frustration I'm throwing chairs around the room and sexually assaulting the toaster after seeing I missed not only the pornhub references but also the whatnot :(
You must read super fast or just every second line as you clearly "liked" the post at least half an hour before Rob edited it.
 

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You must read super fast or just every second line as you clearly "liked" the post at least half an hour before Rob edited it.

I am undone! My true nature is revealed. I obviously skim over references to pornhub without committing them to memory.

I didn't even throw any chairs around the room.

The toaster bit though... that's entirely true.
 

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I am undone! My true nature is revealed. I obviously skim over references to pornhub without committing them to memory.

I didn't even throw any chairs around the room.

The toaster bit though... that's entirely true.
Haha

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Man screw the toasters, get ya hands on one of those air fryer's!!
The bomb!
Yeah, think I'll stick to my toaster. Its increadible what you can do with it.

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So you're the one who's been encouraging him to partake in this rather lewd activity?
Yeah I kinda think this is all ny fault... my apologies just send mea invoice [emoji6]


That's me air fryer!! Man there good.
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