As you read this article, take note of paragraph seven. Was it the reptile he was looking at?
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Reminds me of that old joke about the two Irishmen in the scrub...
Sorry Bezaka, I missed your reply. We don't have a joke thread that I know of, so I'll just put it here, it's not too long, so hopefully mods won't mindDo we have a joke thread where you could share that one disintegratus?
ahahah thats hilarious!Lol. Would be abit of an awkward shock
Sorry Bezaka, I missed your reply. We don't have a joke thread that I know of, so I'll just put it here, it's not too long, so hopefully mods won't mind
Paddy and Liam were camping in the scrub when Paddy wandered off behind a bush to relieve himself where he was bitten on the family jewels by a snake he'd just stepped on.
He starts hollering, "Liam! Liam! A snake's just bitten me knackers!! Do something!!"
So Liam calls 000 and tells them his mate's just been bitten by a snake. They advise him that the best chance for his friend's survival is to keep him still, restrict bloodflow to the area and try to suck out as much venom as he could because there would be a delay getting a helicopter out to such a remote location.
He walks back to his friend and says "Paddy, my dear boy. I'm so sorry, but they said you're going to die."
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