A Joke for all Queenslander's

[redline]

Son asked mum why r wedding dresses white. The mum tells the boy it shows your friends and relatives your bride is pure. The son thanks his mum and goes to double check with his father. Dad why are wedding dresses white. The father looks at his son in suprise and says "son all household appliances come in white."

 

[cockney red]

Never known an Englishman who's NOT a fan of one of those four, and to tell the natives that, gives us Poms a bad name.

 

[Moreliaman]

LOL...well you do now & im sure it wont give you a bad name...im sure theres plenty of australians that dont like them too!....i know loadsa people that arent interested in those 4 sports here in the UK.
(i prefer automotive sports..like motorcycle GP & WRAC rally)

 

[Retic]

Hey I even know some Aussies that don't drink beer

To be honest I follow Rugby, the real one not League and cricket if I am in the right mood. Don't have any time for Football and can't watch Golf even though I play.

 

[cockney red]

8.00pm tonite, golf from Abu Dhabi. Dont know what ur missing.:lol:

 

[cockney red]

And of course . GO MARINERS.

 

[lizard_lover]

quenssland smells

 

[Retic]

Not sure if we smell but we can spell.

 

[cockney red]

Quality sir.:lol::lol::lol:

Not sure if we smell but we can spell.

 

[nvenm8]

Here is a shorter one - NSW !!! :lol:

 

[Oldbeard]

Go the BLUES !!!!

 

[krusty]

not funny at all,GO THE BLUES............