The Longest Joke in the World:

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  1. Pauls_Pythons

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    The Longest Joke in the World:
    And its a reptile joke!!!
    Alledgedly 42 meters long in its origonal format but I can't copy and paste as its too long.

    Enjoy. (If you hang around long enough to read the whole thing)

    http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com/
     
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    TLDR?
     
  3. Pauls_Pythons

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    Asking me????
     
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    TLDR - Too Long Didn't Read.
     
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    Don't worry I do understand.........Problem is the question mark means hes asking me>>>

    And if hes not asking me and its TL and he DR why would I even want to know?
     
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    FIIK. LOL
     
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    Asking for the tldr (aka short) version
     
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    You have actually achieved stardom by choosing to not read the thing but you won't realise why until you do.
     
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    I got halfway through before I realized what it was all about. :rolleyes:
     
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    I got halfway through before I started wondering what else I could be doing instead of reading this. :p
     
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    Haha, thats gold. The part about the donkey and the marmite jar towards the end made me laugh...
     
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    I got halfway through around 7:30pm, next minute my alarm was going off at 2:45am. Best night's sleep ever.
     
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    I read it through. Took 40 minutes. Won’t spoil it for anyone else though.
     
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    I read it all, it was a great read, I enjoyed it. Couldn't guess what was going to happen, kind of forgot it was a joke, just enjoyed the journey. The donkey and marmite jar was hilarious, I agree Stu.
     
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    Read it, won't spoil tho xd good read
     
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    11 % they say. It was a good read :)
     
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    got like
    2% through
    yeah i'm not reading that.
     
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    I'm waiting for it to come out on DVD.
     
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