You know you have too many herps, when...........

[Leeloofluff]

When you lie awake at night, tossing and turning with excitement of new snakes, and stay up all night fussing over the ones you have ^_^

 

[AshMan]

The annoying yappy dog next door goes missing and yours is the first door they knock on

HAHAHA!!! and when your snakes belly barks things can only get worse...

 

[Sock Puppet]

When your office is later known as the snake room. Which is ironic, because there's bugger all "room" left in there.

 

[-Katana-]

When you lie awake at night, tossing and turning with excitement of new snakes, and stay up all night fussing over the ones you have ^_^

^^^^This!

 

[Crystal..Discus]

When your friends refuse to come over (if you have any, that is.)
When your co-workers know you as the reptile lady.
When you start budgeting more money for rats than you do your own food.

 

[cagey]

when you haven't finished feeding before the first ones need to be fed again

 

[dylan-rocks]

When ur friend comes over and see's a king sized turd on your lawn and says "did u get a dog" and u reply " narr that's just the left overs of it". ;D. When u walk out of the pet shop laughing ur a$$ off because the pet shop lady just Found out what ur going to do with the rabbit u just bought

 

[Snakewoman]

When you start looking for pieces of furniture you could get rid of so you can put tanks in its place.

When it takes almost two hours to thaw out rats and feed all the snakes.

When the UV lights in all the tanks turn off at night and the room they're in becomes dark... even though the light for the room is on lol.

When you take a large bag to Bunnings to put all the heat lights you buy in.

When you walk in the park and see branches that have fallen off the trees, the first thing you think of is picking them up and taking them home for your snakes.

People in the pet shop give you weird looks when they see you with a large bag full of frozen rats.

When you say you're excited about something your friends ask what new snake you're bringing home.

When you only go to look at snakes in shops when you have no money on you.

 

[nagini-baby]

when you get called a proud parent because you talk about your dragons like they came home with a a+
when you rearange your house so they have their own room...
when you buy a second fridge to fit pet food in
when your cricket bill exceeds $200 a fortnight (im not joking on this one)
when you can sex herps better than the vet
when your freinds kids ask to go to the zoo they just pop over for a visit

 

[unicorns_dreams]

When your partner says I thought you just wanted 1 snake, and your planning your 4th.
When you bring home a new snake, and worry all night, wondering how it has settled in.
When you check on your snakes before you feed the kids on a school day.
When you check every online selling webpage looking for anything herp.

 

[snakes123]

lol +1

When you are looking for a new house and you need to add an extra bedroom and backyard space requirements to the search

Thats what i told my dad to do, now he just got a house and he said i get my own reptile room not going to have any money left :/

Ben

 

[pythrulz]

When your wife says its ME or the snakes

 

[-Katana-]

When your wife says its ME or the snakes

I'm sure you'll miss her.....eventually.

 

[saximus]

I'm sure you'll miss her.....eventually.

LOL

Told my girlfriend the thing I miss most about working interstate is my snakes. Didn't go down so well...

 

[reptilife]

You Guys are fantastic. Now I know I am not CRAZY!!! There are some ripper replies here!

When your partner says I thought you just wanted 1 snake, and your planning your 4th.
When you bring home a new snake, and worry all night, wondering how it has settled in.
When you check on your snakes before you feed the kids on a school day.
When you check every online selling webpage looking for anything herp.

Yep. This is absolutely the case here...

 

[Renagade]

you look angry and confussed when a visitor has inflicted genoside on the box of cereal you have been farming pantry moths out of.

 

[nagini-baby]

the australia post drivers tell you they have never delivered "bugs" before. and you tell them to get used to it

you no where your herps favourite poop spot is but you cant remember your relatives birthdays....

 

[pythons73]

When the kids get kicked out so you can use there room..The poor kids sleeping out in this storm,oh well atleast the snakes are nice and warm..

 

[nagini-baby]

you change your entire 8ft tanks sand from red to white.. because your dragons look pink..

you have more photos of your herps than of you and your partner/fiance/hubby/wife/kids ect you get the idea

the dogs get fed AFTER the dragons

your mother in law is shocked to find mice on your freezer door.. nothing else fits in that tiny shelf..

you go thru one bunch of bok choy in one meal time..

i dont eat apples.. but we have a whole lot of them on my counter..
you buy cat food and dont own a cat..
if the neighbours kitten goes missing one more time.. ill make sure its for good

 

[-Katana-]

Your favorite shoe and handbag boutique has gone into receivership because you are now spending all your money herps.