You know you have too many herps, when...........

[reptilife]

......your wife screams across the house that she can't even vacuum because "every damned power outlet has a heat lamp plugged into it!!!".

This happened to me tonight! lol




So continue.

"You know you have too many herps, when..... "

 

[harley0402]

your husband says 'where the bloomin hell are we gonna put it ???'

 

[AaronR]

your husband says 'where the bloomin hell are we gonna put it ???'

No need for dirty talk lol
when you need to extend your house just to fit more in but to do it you nered to move the outdoor pits

 

[Dannyboi]

You have no floor space left in the room. Your bank account is empty? When there are escapee crickets all over the house? when someone mentions anything you instantly bring up herps?

 

[saximus]

when someone mentions anything you instantly bring up herps?

lol +1

When you are looking for a new house and you need to add an extra bedroom and backyard space requirements to the search

 

[Moreliavridis]

When you hear a cricket and automatically think lizard food.

 

[sammy09]

you own a private zoo

 

[chickensnake]

when the only thing thats not a herp or enclosure in you room is...a bed
again...when everyone complains about all the escaped crickets in the house.
when evry payday all you spend you money on is something herp related..lol

 

[snakeluvver]

You need an extra freezer to store all the mice/rats.

BTW there is no such thing as too many herps

 

[-Katana-]

Too many herps?....Go wash your mouth out with soap!

 

[najanaja]

when there are more rats in the freezer than meat...

when all the fruit and veg in the fridge is for the lizards...

when you no longer need another room for the snakes, you now need another room for the rats...

when you buy bulk fibrecycle and you dont own a cat..

when you have the local glassier on speed dial just in case..

when you have a 10 foot pile of old newspapers that you never read...

when every item of furniture you buy for the house had future tank potential...

when the only carpet you have in the house is Pythons..

when the only childen you have in the house is pythons..

 

[saximus]

lol Najanaja you've thought this one through

 

[Fuscus]

Too many herps? I don't understand the concept!

 

[harley0402]

No need for dirty talk lol
bahahahaha lmao

When you hear a cricket and automatically think lizard food.

lmao +1 fully

 

[-Katana-]

Not so much about "too many herps" but knowing which walls in the house would be ideal to put a bank of 8 foot Olive python enclosures against.

 

[najanaja]

lol Najanaja you've thought this one through

nah mate... you know you have to many herps when this sort of stuff comes straight off the top of your head without thouht....

 

[heners]

when there are more rats in the freezer than meat...

when all the fruit and veg in the fridge is for the lizards...

when you no longer need another room for the snakes, you now need another room for the rats...

when you buy bulk fibrecycle and you dont own a cat..

when you have the local glassier on speed dial just in case..

when you have a 10 foot pile of old newspapers that you never read...

when every item of furniture you buy for the house had future tank potential...

when the only carpet you have in the house is Pythons..

when the only childen you have in the house is pythons..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha well played...

 

[AshMan]

when you address your mum and she instantly replies "what snake do you want now?"

 

[snakeluvver]

When the only person who has visited in the last 10 years is the mailman.

 

[saximus]

The annoying yappy dog next door goes missing and yours is the first door they knock on